review comment
9 years ago
Busta, you are certainly correct. Rereading my review, I see that I failed to explain that the math was the dancer's, not mine. I only included the transaction to point out that the dancer was not a math whiz. Turns out I just made ME look the fool. (which is not always incorrect!)
Thanks for pointing out my fail! ;<)
review comment
9 years ago
Supposedly, one of the jobs of the attendant/bouncer at the entry of Wacko's VIP area is to keep track of the number of songs each dancer does in the booth and collect from the dancer $5 for each song (the house cut). In reality, the guy tries very hard to NOT know what is going on in the booths, and usually has no idea which dancers are even dancing or "waiting" for the next song, or getting dressed. One dancer told me, "He can't count past three." referring to one of these guys.
In Wacko's these guys are seldom tipped, receive only small tip-out compensation from dancers, have to keep order (no fights) in the VIP - and - collect money for the house. Apparently, most of the guys on this job pay little or no attention to the number of dances. But I am certain that, if asked, they will back the dancer's count. Face it, a customer is just one guy in a really massive number of customers - but that dancer is going to be around to make the attendant's life miserable long after the customer is gone!
article comment
10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Papi, for those occasions when your "lounge pants" are not appropriate (like a SC visit straight other obligations) a very satisfactory alternative might be a pair of summer weight microfiber dress slacks with double pleats.
I have two pair I bought a couple of years ago off a closeout rack. They have elastic expansion vents on the sides (like the old Sans-a-Belt slacks) so I can wear them without a belt. The pleats allow plenty of room for adjustments and manipulation and also hid the fact I am commando in well lit non-SC venues. The microfiber is even thinner than most nylon warmups and the ladies seem to like the very smooth feel. With an untucked square bottomed dress shirt and casual shoes I am dressy enough to go just about anywhere.
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12 years ago
Inexperienced rookie write-up and it shows. EdMar, post some reviews, visit a few clubs beside the Tampa - I-4 - I-95 to Jax clubs. Hit Tootsie's in Miami, experience Visions in NOLA. Try out Treasures in Houston and the Fare Club and CR in Dallas. Drive up to ATL and spend an afternoon in Follies. If you have never been to Washington Park, IL (ESL) you have missed something and the clubs in COI outside LA are worth a visit.
Then write something relevant!
article comment
12 years ago
Vixen, thanks for your article. I think it should be posted on the "pink" site as well, but then the girls there would probably find something wrong with much of what you said (at least the rep is they can be catty).
I would love to read an article from you describing the good and bad of your average day in the club. An honest description of your interactions with staff, mgmt and especially customers would be fun to read. And remember, at the bottom of every page on this site is written, "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction." so no one can arrest you for any "extra" remarks!
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12 years ago
I did get a Threefer' at a Montreal area club several years ago that belied the usual belief that more than one is a waste. It was a slow afternoon and the only other customers were 3 regulars who usually just drank the (surprisingly) cheap scotch. Five dancers were ganging up on me since I was the only prospect (and I was buying them drinks - hey, at $2 per it wasn't costing me much!). They started in on their own bidding war for dances with me and I finally accepted the "winner" at $50 for half an hour "all in."
Just as we were getting going in a private room (couch, chair, door and all) an insistent knock led to two more dancers joining in. We used up an entire box of covers with me going back and forth and all three women playing with each other and me. I am not sure what their actual relationship was but these three clearly did "know" each other well and I was just added entertainment not the main course. I enjoyed my time there, Loplaw would have loved it.
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12 years ago
The only times I have found ITC FFM to be fun and "worth the price" have been at relatively low mileage places with $10 dances. And I agree that the dancers MUST be "compatible." Otherwise, two dancers at once is just twice the cost for half the action.
OTC is an entirely different matter. THAT can be really fun.
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15 years ago
I'm one of of those "fools" Player laughs at, I have been dating a stripper "in the traditional sense." My stripper girlfriend doesn't offer extras at work and in this economy that means she doesn't make as much as some of her co-workers. Still, she is used to guys handing her money and doesn't have any concept of bugeting or saving. GVJA is right, dating a stripper can get very expensive. My GF is very spoiled and doesn't think anything of spending my money whenever we are out. OTOH, sometimes she fixes dinner and rents a movie for a night in and the night's entertainment costs me nothing (though I have yet to se more than a few minutes of any of the movies she has rented). The most positive aspect of dating my stripper GF is she is so highly sexual, she IS good in bed, and on the couch, and on the kitchen counter, and the stairs, the back seat, the beach, and a few other places.<br />
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Much of the stereotypes we attribute to strippers are really true. At the same time they are also human beings, people with friends and family and young women with many of the same concerns and insecurities as young single women with other occupations. I find that whenever I treat a beautiful young woman as someone special, and worth listening to, the reaction I get is positive whether she is a secretary or a stripper. It's just that when I get a date with a stripper I know ahead of time that she is spoiled and has no money sense at all (especially when it is my money!). <br />