Reviews by Mr Magoo

Synn has always been hit and miss to me. Some days it's off the charts. Other days it's just dead. This visit was unusual. I didn't notice any white dancers. Well, I didn't see any...

It's been a while since I stepped into Cheetahs. Maybe close to a year. Almost all the dancers were new to me. The only girl I recognized was the "shot" girl. Man, gotta feel...

I always liked this place. Never had a problem with parking. A Yoshinoya's on the corner for quick eats. And there's always a coupon for free entrance somewhere. And I read somewhere the Hawaii...

Decided to play a game of chance since I was in Las Vegas. I picked up one of the local magazines you see in various newstands. I said if there was a "Free...

Well, it was like this. Last time around, the tempurature was probably in the 80s. I was probably wearing shorts. This time, I had to go through a snow storm to get to...

My friend and I decided to try Cheetahs. It's been at least 2 years since my buddy last visited this establishment. Actually, we wanted to go to Spearmint Rhino but I forgot...

I really wasn't planning on stopping in on a mid Friday afternoon. I wanted to try this ramen noodle place and thought I'd work up an appetite first. There were quite a few new...

It's been quite a while since I stopped Hawaii. It was more like fate. Bought the Sunday paper to check out the sport section. Happened to come across the free coupon...

I normally don't visit this club, but my friend gambled almost all his money and was getting depressed. So, I took him to the cheapest club I could think of. I don't...

After spending hours working on a report, I decided to take a break before my eyes completely blurred out. It's been a while since I last visited Synn and the last time, it...

It's been a while since I last dropped by this club. As usual, I found a "Free" coupon in the local paper. Only had to pay $10 for a soda. Boy, not many customers...

A friend coaxed me into making the drive into the city. First stop was MBOT. He hadn't been here in several years and it was probably more of a nostalgic visit than...

My buddy and I stopped by Crazy Horse on a lazy afternoon. Not alot of girls dancing, maybe 7 or so. And even less patrons in the audience. One girl said it's...

I hadn't been to MBOT in a few years. After reading all the previous reviews, I decided to revisit my old haunting grounds. After taking a hike uphill from Market St., I found myself...

I popped in Crazy Horse just to see this new dancer, Mia Haze. I read about her and when I saw her name on the dancers board, I decided to check her out...

I had some time to kill so I decided to pop in at one of my favorite clubs. My, how times have changed. I was here about 5 months ago, just as summer...

After a rather disappointing visit at a nearby club, I decided to drop by my old favorite, Hawaii Theatre. It's been a while since I last stepped through the doors. And unlike the other...

I wasn't planning on stopping by Lil Darlings. But I was taking quite a beating at the tables, and The Dark Knight movie was so depressing, that I grabbed on of those free...

With coupon in hand, I pulled into the Deja Vu parking lot. The lot was full of cars, which I took as being the club was busy. I couldn't have been more wrong. I...

Having been away for a couple of years, I decided to drop by the Flamingo. Actually, I was heading to the City of Industry but the traffic was just killer. I quickly popped into...

This faltering economy was starting to stress me out. I guess I could have just as easily sat at home watching internet porn but I'd probably end up with that "repetitive motion" injury. Since...

Boy, what can I say about this place? I was on my way to Hawaii Theatre, which can be called Mitchell Bros. South. I decided to pop in Synn, only because I...

After a short visit to MBOT, I trekked down the hill to Crazy Horse. Ah, the walk... I don't think I've ever encountered so many homeless people on O'Farrel. They were like gnats buzzing...

I was passing through town the day after Thanksgiving and needed a break. Nothing like naked women to awaken the sluggish senses of too much turkey. I arrived a few minutes before one in the...