After a rather disappointing visit at...

After a rather disappointing visit at a nearby club, I decided to drop by my old favorite, Hawaii Theatre. It's been a while since I last stepped through the doors. And unlike the other reviewers, I tore a "FREE" coupon from the local paper. I did pay $5 for a soda, and I think I was supposed to buy a drink every hour, but I nursed the same drink the whole time I was there.

I arrived just before a shift change. There were a few girls in street clothes, both coming and going. So I grabbed a seat by the stage and waited for the talent. And believe me, sometimes the wait lasted 10 to 15 minutes.

And the talent seemed to have gotten, I don't know, a little bottom heavy? Maybe today's guys like the big booty look. Just like some guys like tats and piercings. I guess I'm a little old fashioned.