I normally don't visit this club,...

I normally don't visit this club, but my friend gambled almost all his money and was getting depressed. So, I took him to the cheapest club I could think of. I don't know anywhere else in Vegas you can get a topless dance for only $10. And I don't know about you, but there's something about the female form that just makes me happy. In most cases, anyway.

This trip, the quality of girls was pretty bad. Yeah, I know we came on a Sunday, but I thought with the economy in the tank, more good looking girls would be working. Man, I was wrong. One girl/woman grabbed me as I walked in and it was like I grew a 5 foot, blonde tumor on my side. I couldn't shake her. I gave her a dance, thinking she'd move on, but no....she plopped herself on my lap and wouldn't let me go. I finally said I had to go to the mens room, then hung out with the Asian dude and watched the Dodgers lose. Came out 15 minutes later and the girl grabbed my arm again.

I dragged my friend out of there soon after. Like he said, you get what you pay for.