I've been in here twice in...

I've been in here twice in the past 2 weeks....once early on a Wednesday (shortly after work); once late on a Monday.

The sign out front still says "Bikini Dancers", but you couldn't prove it by me. The first time, no one danced. No one at all. There was a girl -- presumably a dancer -- in semi-sexy clothing, but if she was at work, she never stepped on stage. I stayed about 20 minutes and left.

Then on the Monday, there was one dancer. She sat at the bar, and eventually got up and danced one song -- one! -- before sitting back down. Luckily, I didn't particularly mind her sitting, because she was neither attractive nor a good dancer.