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published 14 yrs ago
After pronouncing this club dead, I...
reviewed by
SuperDude

5.3

After pronouncing this club dead, I returned on Friday, April 8, 2011, the afternoon of the Detroit Tigers home opener, a drunken ritual in downtown Detroit. This club was packed, shoulder to shoulder, SRO…

review
published 14 yrs ago
After swearing that I would never...
reviewed by
SuperDude

5.3

After swearing that I would never go back to this club, I ducked inside on the afternoon of Dec. 9, 2010 to get out of the cold wind whipping around downtown Detroit. No coat check…

review
published 15 yrs ago
One of my stops on the...
reviewed by
SuperDude

5.0

One of my stops on the post-ordinance tour in Detroit, Friday, April 9, 2010. When I asked about VIP, I was told by an average looking dancer (Jasmine) that the six foot rule was…

review
published 15 yrs ago
This is the lamest club in...
reviewed by
SuperDude

1.0

This is the lamest club in the solar system. When a downtown Detroit event is drawing crowds, we expect the clubs to have some action to attract customers. The Detroit Auto Show…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Penthouse still has a battle ahead...
reviewed by
SuperDude

8.3

Penthouse still has a battle ahead of it. The new Detroit City Council takes office on January 1, 2010 with 5 of the 9 members newly elected. We don't know what they will…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Visited on Thursday, Oct. 15, 2009...
reviewed by
SuperDude

5.7

Visited on Thursday, Oct. 15, 2009 6:15pm, towards the end of the day shift. The glizt is everywhere in this horseshoe shaped club, with the stage in the center. The apppearance of upscale…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Tycoons used to be on my...
reviewed by
SuperDude

4.0

Tycoons used to be on my regular tour, but as quality declined so did my interest. Curiousity prompted me to return to check out the day shift on Thursday, August 20, 2009. Lame.…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Stopped in for what will be...
reviewed by
SuperDude

5.3

Stopped in for what will be my last day visit on Friday, July 10, 2009 in the mid-afternoon. Dancer quality has dropped to an average of 5 in both looks and body type.…

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published 16 yrs ago
Stopped in late afternoon of May...
reviewed by
SuperDude

7.3

Stopped in late afternoon of May 15, 2009 just because I had not been there in a while. Older dancers mostly Black and thick. Dancers are getting quite "friendly" as the Detroit economy…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Arrived about 10:30pm, March 5, 2009....
reviewed by
SuperDude

6.7

Arrived about 10:30pm, March 5, 2009. This maybe only my third visit in 10 years. Club is very dark on the inside. Two stages for a total of 3 dancers up at…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Thursday afternoon, Jan. 22, 2009. ...
reviewed by
SuperDude

4.3

Thursday afternoon, Jan. 22, 2009. Place comfortably full with a lot of business suits. Must be the last hurrah for auto execs. A club full of lazy, fat, old and untalented dancers…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Stopped in on Sunday, Nov. 23,...
reviewed by
SuperDude

6.3

Stopped in on Sunday, Nov. 23, 2008 after 9PM. Bouncer does pat-down and frisk. Posted signs warn against "thug" behavior. Club packed. Standing room only. All Black. A boxing…