Reviews by SuperDude

After swearing that I would never go back to this club, I ducked inside on the afternoon of Dec. 9, 2010 to get out of the cold wind whipping around downtown Detroit. No coat check…

One of my stops on the post-ordinance tour in Detroit, Friday, April 9, 2010. When I asked about VIP, I was told by an average looking dancer (Jasmine) that the six foot rule was…

This is the lamest club in the solar system. When a downtown Detroit event is drawing crowds, we expect the clubs to have some action to attract customers. The Detroit Auto Show…

Penthouse still has a battle ahead of it. The new Detroit City Council takes office on January 1, 2010 with 5 of the 9 members newly elected. We don't know what they will…

Visited on Thursday, Oct. 15, 2009 6:15pm, towards the end of the day shift. The glizt is everywhere in this horseshoe shaped club, with the stage in the center. The apppearance of upscale…

Tycoons used to be on my regular tour, but as quality declined so did my interest. Curiousity prompted me to return to check out the day shift on Thursday, August 20, 2009. Lame.…

Stopped in for what will be my last day visit on Friday, July 10, 2009 in the mid-afternoon. Dancer quality has dropped to an average of 5 in both looks and body type.…

Stopped in late afternoon of May 15, 2009 just because I had not been there in a while. Older dancers mostly Black and thick. Dancers are getting quite "friendly" as the Detroit economy…

Arrived about 10:30pm, March 5, 2009. This maybe only my third visit in 10 years. Club is very dark on the inside. Two stages for a total of 3 dancers up at…

Thursday afternoon, Jan. 22, 2009. Place comfortably full with a lot of business suits. Must be the last hurrah for auto execs. A club full of lazy, fat, old and untalented dancers…

Stopped in on Sunday, Nov. 23, 2008 after 9PM. Bouncer does pat-down and frisk. Posted signs warn against "thug" behavior. Club packed. Standing room only. All Black. A boxing…

I wanted to update my last review of Dec., 2007, so I stopped in on Thursday, Nov. 6 and Friday, Nov. 7, 2008. Both the afternoon and night shifts are full of lucious, thick…

Stopped in on Friday, October 24, 2008 after 9pm. Dancer I have known from other clubs for two years swooped down immediately and wanted me to buy dances. OK for ole' times sake.…

John Ellis, the manager, runs a great club. I stopped in on Monday, October 6, 2008 after a disappointing 10pm visit to Tycoons. It must have been college frat boy night, but the…

In avoiding the gala opening in February, waiting for the crowds and the hype to die down. Stopped in on 4/23/08 in the early evening. Lots of glitz and glitter. The place…

After reading the recent reviews, I stopped in near the end of the day shift on Thursday, Feb. 21, 2008. Dinner and drink order took forever to get to my table. Waitress was…

A dancer friend needed to meet another woman and asked me to drive her here. The club is located in one of the roughest neighborhoods in Detroit and the patrons look the part.…

Small and compact with lines of sight on the stage. Stopped in on a recent Friday night and the joint was jummpin.' Always three dancers on stage. Dancers on the thick side, but…

My new law partner wanted to bug out and de-stress last Friday afternoon. So we go to The Coliseum, arriving about 2:30pm. We did not leave until 10:30pm. The managers extended every hospitality…

After years as a regular at Tycoons I was curious to see if the renovation would make it difference. It didn't. The club is better designed, more spacious with a great deal more…

Tycoons is closed for good. The owners ignored warnings from regulars about the decline of the club. The managers rotated in and out. They few good dancers were rarely there. Management tried…

Stopped by on Sunday night, October 17, 2004 at 10PM. Two skank dancers working the whole place. 15 or so guys in the crowd. This place is boring and dying on Sundays.…

Opened for business on Sept. 15, 2004. This club was built for entertainment. It is not a converted building. Thus, the club is open, spacious and easy to navigate. The center…

This club will be falling on hard times after the end of the baseball season. With the NHL closed, there will be no Red Wings fans coming in and that was the mainstain of…

Tycoons was hit by the IRS this summer and all of the dancers are complaining about money, management and a dim future. The concern for the future is the opening of The Coliseum a…