Reviews

There were lots of cars in the parking lot so I stopped in. A bouncer was serving as bartender. Uh Oh. But he was good about it -- gave me my…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

mission accomplished

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I had the time and considered where to go in the relatively barren DC area. Found Showcase. I had a good time. It's a dive. It has an expensive cover. Got there…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

early afternoon, weekend, empty

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I stopped by after lunch on a Saturday. It was a waste of time. I'm pretty sure there were only three girls dancing (the bartender is attractive and has a hell of…

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

downhill day shift

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I used to like this place for weekend afternoon visits. I'm not sure I'd go anymore. I showed up yesterday at 12:30. They didn't even pretend that the dancers should have been started --…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

inconsistent

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This time: meh… I showed up around 3:00 and wondered why it was so dead. Looking around, I wondered if the smart thing to do was just accept a loss of…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

I made my second visit. ...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I made my second visit. It was a Saturday afternoon. I get a kick out of the fact that the church is the place's parking lot -- but it is. It was…

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

I was near Philly so I...

I was near Philly so I first stopped by Cheerleaders. It was about 12:30 and there were only two dancers and no customers. One dance and left -- headed down the highway to…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

Went on a Friday afternoon. ...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Went on a Friday afternoon. The lady at the front desk charged me $14 -- I laughed and gave it to her, told her the extra $2 was her tip. Entered the club…

11 yrs ago3

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

I hadn't been to Cheerleaders, but...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I hadn't been to Cheerleaders, but I was in the area on a Saturday afternoon and gave it a try (to be complete, I'll note I first tried Oasis just before 1:00, and there were…

Club Extasy

Clinton, MD

I'm an afternoon shift guy --...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I'm an afternoon shift guy -- but this place doesn't have one. I was in the area around 8:00PM, though, so I went in for a try. WAY too early. There were…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

This club's setup is nice. ...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This club's setup is nice. I showed up on the Sunday afternoon in the middle of Labor Day weekend. I'm not often in WV and I was first impressed with how nice…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

It had been a while since...

It had been a while since I stopped by -- but I had the time; was in the area so I gave it a shot. At first the club looked similar to how…

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

It had been a long time...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

It had been a long time and I was passing through so I thought I'd give it another try. It was Sunday afternoon -- and I didn't know they didn't open till 1:00.…

12 yrs ago

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, MD

jeeze . . . it had...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

jeeze . . . it had been a long time since I came to this club, but it is one of the few open locally during the afternoon so -- after a long absence --…

14 yrs ago

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, MD

it was afternoon, but it was...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

it was afternoon, but it was Saturday. Only three dancers? That makes things weird when they have to rotate who's dancing on the stage. oh well. I'm not too far from…

15 yrs ago

Christine's Cabaret and Steakhouse

Philadelphia, PA

I was surprised how slow the...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I was surprised how slow the club was on Saturday afternoon. It was really hot outside, but not at all inside this club. There were a few girls working, but none of them…

16 yrs ago

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, NJ

Basic business: the immediate upsell doesn't...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Basic business: the immediate upsell doesn't maximize dancers' cash! I'd much sooner make the $20 gamble on whether or not a girl is good on the couch than pay $100 to find out she's…

16 yrs ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

It had been a long time....

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

It had been a long time. I was in the area and decided to stop by. Damn was it disappointing. This used to be a reliable mileage stop; this visit wasn't.…

16 yrs ago

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, MD

I went during the afternoon on...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I went during the afternoon on a weekday. There weren't many dancers, but I was still pleased with my visit. The few girls that were there were eager to dance, and the dances…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

If anything, this place is consistent....

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

If anything, this place is consistent. I guess something is being done right if many of the girls here are long termers. For years you could be coming here and you'd recognize (and,…

Diva's

Ranson, WV

I tried this place again because...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I tried this place again because I wasn't too far away. It's worth a visit, but not a special trip. Dances on the floor are a bit too tame when one of the…

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, MD

There weren't a lot of dancers...

There weren't a lot of dancers here on a weekday afternoon. But I'm still liking the new pricing -- and I hope business picks up. If they got more dancers to be working…

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, MD

I just wonder if the low...

I just wonder if the low customer level is due to not knowing about the new pricing. and the number of dancers on duty is low because the customers aren't yet filling the…

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, MD

Management is tinkering again. This...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Management is tinkering again. This time, maybe, it's for the better. Dances are now 2-for-1 at $20 (in other words, you can't get a $10 dance, but . . . ) Also (and this…