Reviews by Mr. Ed

I stopped by Oasis just a few days before the New Year. It was a good time to go to be with the girls -- the Christmas anxiety was over but the hustle...

There were lots of cars in the parking lot so I stopped in. A bouncer was serving as bartender. Uh Oh. But he was good about it -- gave me...

I had the time and considered where to go in the relatively barren DC area. Found Showcase. I had a good time. It's a dive. It has an expensive cover. Got...

I stopped by after lunch on a Saturday. It was a waste of time. I'm pretty sure there were only three girls dancing (the bartender is attractive and has a hell...

I used to like this place for weekend afternoon visits. I'm not sure I'd go anymore. I showed up yesterday at 12:30. They didn't even pretend that the dancers should have been started...

This time: meh… I showed up around 3:00 and wondered why it was so dead. Looking around, I wondered if the smart thing to do was just accept a loss...

I made my second visit. It was a Saturday afternoon. I get a kick out of the fact that the church is the place's parking lot -- but it is. It...

I was near Philly so I first stopped by Cheerleaders. It was about 12:30 and there were only two dancers and no customers. One dance and left -- headed down the highway...

Went on a Friday afternoon. The lady at the front desk charged me $14 -- I laughed and gave it to her, told her the extra $2 was her tip. Entered the...

I hadn't been to Cheerleaders, but I was in the area on a Saturday afternoon and gave it a try (to be complete, I'll note I first tried Oasis just before 1:00, and there...

I'm an afternoon shift guy -- but this place doesn't have one. I was in the area around 8:00PM, though, so I went in for a try. WAY too early. There...

This club's setup is nice. I showed up on the Sunday afternoon in the middle of Labor Day weekend. I'm not often in WV and I was first impressed with how...

It had been a while since I stopped by -- but I had the time; was in the area so I gave it a shot. At first the club looked similar to...

It had been a long time and I was passing through so I thought I'd give it another try. It was Sunday afternoon -- and I didn't know they didn't open till 1:00....

jeeze . . . it had been a long time since I came to this club, but it is one of the few open locally during the afternoon so -- after a long absence...

it was afternoon, but it was Saturday. Only three dancers? That makes things weird when they have to rotate who's dancing on the stage. oh well. I'm not too far...

I was surprised how slow the club was on Saturday afternoon. It was really hot outside, but not at all inside this club. There were a few girls working, but none of...

Basic business: the immediate upsell doesn't maximize dancers' cash! I'd much sooner make the $20 gamble on whether or not a girl is good on the couch than pay $100 to find out...

It had been a long time. I was in the area and decided to stop by. Damn was it disappointing. This used to be a reliable mileage stop; this visit wasn't....

I went during the afternoon on a weekday. There weren't many dancers, but I was still pleased with my visit. The few girls that were there were eager to dance, and the...

If anything, this place is consistent. I guess something is being done right if many of the girls here are long termers. For years you could be coming here and you'd recognize...

I tried this place again because I wasn't too far away. It's worth a visit, but not a special trip. Dances on the floor are a bit too tame when one of...

There weren't a lot of dancers here on a weekday afternoon. But I'm still liking the new pricing -- and I hope business picks up. If they got more dancers to be...

I just wonder if the low customer level is due to not knowing about the new pricing. and the number of dancers on duty is low because the customers aren't yet filling...