Reviews by Mr. Ed

The girls are good looking, but the place has a weird hands-off policy (up top). That doesn't stop them asking for two 'classes' of dances, though. And they want to charge an extra…

was picking somebody up at BWI so I headed there a bit early and checked out McDoogals. I like the nude, but am way turned off by the obvious watchful eye kept over the dance area.…

Had a fairly decent visit, and I think I'll try it out again. Was there on an early Saturday afternoon and not many dancers or customers. The were attractive, but not in an…

This club can be hit or miss. I'm lucky I'm not too far away because on a good day I really enjoy the place. BUT -- that makes the steep cover charge a…

I was expecting big things heading to this club but, frankly, left a little disappointed. The girls are good looking, sure. But I got a constant hustle -- and some of the cheesiest…

I'm usually a weekend day shift visitor to Cheerleaders when things are relatively slow and you can get laps at a relaxing pace. But I stopped by on a weekday afternoon recently and was…

YMMV is as true here as anywhere. And sometimes it's difficult to figure out how to test out the dancers. For some reason, there are times when the only dancers who are offering…

With a bit more time during the holidays I stopped by to see how things were at Choo Choo's. It's still one of the few choices around and during the days it may…

Went here about a week ago because I was a bit early in picking someone up at BWI. It has nice looking girls. It also has a weird mix of rules. On…

what a classic place! Stopped by after seeing a reference to it on Dave Attel's "Insomniac." It's everything it was represented to be. unfortunately, Blondie wasn't there the first time --…

I made my first trip to Oasis over the weekend and I'll be back. Impressed by the aggressiveness of the dancers, but realize it's a place to slow down and consider just who to…

Went on a Tuesday night. Not the best selection of girls but there were a few nice looking ones in the bunch. The solicitation at the bar wasn't too terribly bad, but the…

No frills, but cheap (relatively) cold beer and friendly girls make the place worth a visit if you want to hang out. Most of the girls were black, but not all of them.…

I'm not sure I understand what management has done. They rose the prices to $20, again. First it was $15, then it changed to $20 for a while -- and then it went…

Count me as one of the faithful to this club. I prefer the afternoons, and that kind of limits my selection. It may be a bit hit or miss, but when there's a…

This club is a favorite of mine, but it is kind of weird. It's a favorite because it's the only one open in the afternoons when I'm best able to get there. It's…

This place is weird. On one hand, it's bikini; on the other, the dances are hands on grinds. The set up has a big but standard kind of bar to the right…

stopped by recently on a Saturday afternoon. That's not a reliable time to go -- there were only a couple of dancers working at the time. The dances I was able to get were…

One of the best things about this club is its hours. Unless you're going to Baltimore's Block, this is really the only choice during the daytime hours. And it's a good choice. If you…