Posts by Mr. Ed

This shirt has a prosthetic hand (a variety of skin tones available!) AND a jizz/splash guard to enable you to spank on the sly. When LDK is too risky, here's the ultimate in safe ITC experiences! http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/13/theres-now-a-special-shirt-that-lets-you-secretly-masturbate-wherever-you-are-5879157/ There's even a TV-worthy…

<http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/04/why-prince-was-a-hero-to-strippers.html?mid=fb-share-thecut> d'oh! forgot to put the link in before . . . .

<http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/04/why-prince-was-a-hero-to-strippers.html?mid=fb-share-thecut> brains and, well, a former Market Street Cinema girl (which means . . . )

from The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/article/dry-humping-an-adequate-sex-alternative-for-teens--27084

<http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/sex-with-robots-will-be-the-norm-in-50-years-10438330.html> I don't know. Part of the allure is the disbelief that this real life person, a stranger, is . . .

This is worth spending a few minutes with. Its logic is inescapable. It analyzes women along the hot axis (the one you're familiar with -- our 10 scale) against the crazy axis (which, you understand, starts at 4,…

<http://boingboing.net/2015/05/14/texas-stripper-asks-police-to.html> I believe her. Never believe the lying, scumbag holier-than-thou dumbfuck politicians.

The young man gradually came to..... stiff as a board and in pain in the hospital's ICU with tubes up his nose & down his throat, wires monitoring every function. A gorgeous nurse was hovering over him. It was obvious he'd…