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The P.L.-iest wardrobe enhancement ever -- JerkShirt

Mr. Ed
Mr. Ed

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

This shirt has a prosthetic hand (a variety of skin tones available!) AND a jizz/splash guard to enable you to spank on the sly. When LDK is too risky, here's the ultimate in safe ITC experiences!

There's even a TV-worthy commercial on this page.

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maho

LOL.

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4got2wipe

Brilliant!

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flagooner

I just ordered one. The customer service rep was very friendly and helped to minimize any discomfort on my part. Truly a class organization.

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crazyjoe

Shit

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Cashman1234

That's great! I hope they have more than just Caucasian hands. I want a bit more cover - so two different color hands will add to the deception while I stroke one out.

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ime

can you get these at the Jerk store?

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TheOne&Only

Can't you order it online? Skip the human interaction altogether.

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