The P.L.-iest wardrobe enhancement ever -- JerkShirt

5/14/2016 3:59:39 AM

This shirt has a prosthetic hand (a variety of skin tones available!) AND a jizz/splash guard to enable you to spank on the sly. When LDK is too risky, here's the ultimate in safe ITC experiences!

http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/13/theres-now…

There's even a TV-worthy commercial on this page.

7 comments

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maho

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9 years ago

LOL.

4got2wipe

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9 years ago

Brilliant!

flagooner

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9 years ago

I just ordered one. The customer service rep was very friendly and helped to minimize any discomfort on my part. Truly a class organization.

crazyjoe

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9 years ago

Shit

Cashman1234

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9 years ago

That's great! I hope they have more than just Caucasian hands. I want a bit more cover - so two different color hands will add to the deception while I stroke one out.

ime

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9 years ago

can you get these at the Jerk store?

gammanu95

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9 years ago

Can't you order it online? Skip the human interaction altogether.

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