The P.L.-iest wardrobe enhancement ever -- JerkShirt

Saturday, May 14, 2016 3:59 AM

This shirt has a prosthetic hand (a variety of skin tones available!) AND a jizz/splash guard to enable you to spank on the sly. When LDK is too risky, here's the ultimate in safe ITC experiences! [view link] There's even a TV-worthy commercial on this page.

7 comments

maho
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8 years ago
LOL.
4got2wipe
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8 years ago
Brilliant!
flagooner
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8 years ago
I just ordered one. The customer service rep was very friendly and helped to minimize any discomfort on my part. Truly a class organization.
crazyjoe
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8 years ago
Shit
Cashman1234
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8 years ago
That's great! I hope they have more than just Caucasian hands. I want a bit more cover - so two different color hands will add to the deception while I stroke one out.
ime
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8 years ago
can you get these at the Jerk store?
gammanu95
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8 years ago
Can't you order it online? Skip the human interaction altogether.

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