The P.L.-iest wardrobe enhancement ever -- JerkShirt
Mr. Ed
This shirt has a prosthetic hand (a variety of skin tones available!) AND a jizz/splash guard to enable you to spank on the sly. When LDK is too risky, here's the ultimate in safe ITC experiences!
There's even a TV-worthy commercial on this page.
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Brilliant!
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I just ordered one. The customer service rep was very friendly and helped to minimize any discomfort on my part. Truly a class organization.
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Shit
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That's great! I hope they have more than just Caucasian hands. I want a bit more cover - so two different color hands will add to the deception while I stroke one out.
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can you get these at the Jerk store?
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Can't you order it online? Skip the human interaction altogether.
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