If you're from the Chicago area...

If you're from the Chicago area and the previous reviews (including mine) have enticed you to take the small trip here, save your gas money. This is really starting to puzzle me, how Illinoisans review and rate clubs. It's as if no other club outside the region exists, and when they do they're met with an entirely different litmus test, all in favor of Illinois. Take this club for example. I've read about five of the most recent reviews and none have gotten to the most important point about this club. Before I get into that... My friend and I arrive and we can't help but notice the couple next to us, doing everything but having sex. They were going at it in every way even to the point one of the strippers noticing, and it still took the bouncers about 20 minutes to come to that side of the bar to deal with it. Not that we minded, the woman was a nice thick German girl and since we saw her naked azz I was kind of wishing she or more like her worked there. Anyway, this dancer named Britney (how original) approaches me and tells me and my friend how she's leaving soon and asks for one dance. I say sure, she has big matural tits and a pretty face, why not. She proceeds to take me upstairs. Now for those who go to clubs in the rest of the country, keep in mind that this club has been reviewed multiple times and I see no mention of this upcoming fact in recent reviews. Each "booth" here has a small padded bench for you, an elevated area, and a small lapdance pole about two and a half feet from your chair. Yes you're getting a miniature stage dance!!! What a joke! Barely any contact and even after a non-edited song I felt ripped off. Shortly after, of course I see Britney AKA Ms. Truth leading another chump up there. No wonder Sugar and her calibur of looks work here, they don't have to touch a guy at all. I dragged my friend to Club 390 for one of my worst visits there too. Just a bad night, but I don't plan to visit SSS until a major renovation occurs.