This is the third time I've...

This is the third time I've been to the club, on a Tuesday night when they do the amateurs contest. These are not amateurs. Also, what can be said about a club when the looks of women get progressively less, and the only good looking stripper walks by you without even scanning the other men for a dance, going straight to her friends?!? These women need the complete reverse of Weight Watchers. If this is the Chicago Hope, then it should be cancelled like the TV series of the same name. Seriously, as I told my friend with me, I don't know how nine million people live in this city. The strip clubs here cannot accomplish a lap dance without instructions from their boss. And I will reiterate, these women who came up as amateurs were not, and NO OTHER CITY where I've lived or visited would have clubs whose clients tolerate such a ripoff. I saw girls on the main floor with guys, hotter than the strippers, hoping they would dance. Then a group of women, already dressed for the part, were introduced and by the first dancer you can tell she knew that pole like her best friend! Unbelievable.