Wow. I got three words...

Wow. I got three words for this club: anorexia nervosa, and bulimia. The only thick women of the night were black and they always went to black men first. Hey ladies, the Civil Rights Act was passed about 40 years ago, not sure if the news has reached Wisconsin yet. Anyway, here are a couple events from the night. I go to take a piss after finding a table, and when I return a guy is sitting in my seat. Which is fine, and the waitress didn't take my drink so I sat on another chair at the same table. A few minutes later another guy and a dancer with normal curves passes by, with probably some fake boobage thrown in. This guy laughs and says to me, "interesting choice". Yeah it's interesting that any white woman in here has meat on them!!! Shortly after, he sees a blonde Olive Oyl pass by and literally gets up and runs after her. The second one is a woman going from table to table, squeezing her own boobs and asking for a tip for doing that! Nice scam there honey. The other one happened later and by this time I'm getting angrier by the second. A women who passed by me earlier comes up and asks for a dance, which I say no. I tell her this club is for thin women and she tells me "well I'm fat". Since I'm smarter than any damn stripper and know when I'm being insulted, I tell her "if you were the same woman who passed me 10 minutes ago, you are not fat". Fat or thin wouldn't have helped her weasel-like face anyway. Speaking of which, they all look like eastern Europeans and for that I can go to Heavenly Bodies and save lots of gas. It's amazing I lasted almost an hour, it's a long trip from Chicago and I was still letting the Brat Stop food digest.

The midwest can't do strip clubs right. The only ones worth a visit are Skybox, Arnie's Idle Hour and Club 390 in the south Chicago metro area. Milwaukee men in general aren't foolish enough to like clubs like this so I'll save the insults for the owners and the extraterrestrial looking ladies who work here.