Reviews by samwise

I've become a regular here and for good reason. The girls are always friendly and very good looking - good mix of American, Latina and Eastern European. I particularly like to see Sonya, Dallas and Alexa - all different but all very entertaining. What they have in common is a high friction dance with plenty of hand roaming above the waist. The bartenders are also relaxed and want people to have a good time. Beamers is easy to reach from I-95 so if you are passing through, definitely give it a shot

Whenever I am in the area I stop by, as Cheeks is an unbelievably friendly place with some high mileage dances. I has been a few months since I was last there but it was good to know that not much has changed. Yes - the dollar parade can be tedious, but it's not that high pressure and it does give you a good sense of what to expect when getting a dance. Dancer quality is about the same. Some really old and unattractive women, but enough young, pretty girls to get your attention. The Eastern European dancers are the most attractive but the private dances tend to be somewhat tame for Cheeks standard. The grind is good but they don't allow much touching. The Brazilian girls are much friendlier and offer as high a mileage dance as you will find in the country. If you are in the area, stop by. The bartenders are very nice and atmosphere pretty friendly plus the dances can be off the chart.

This is becoming a regular stop for me as it's conveniently located off I-95 which I drive often. As noted before, the quality of the girls has improved dramatically and there is enough variety to satisfy all tastes. The dances are full grind and allow for touching of the breasts, so while not the highest mileage in country, still a satisfying experience. Best time to go is before 7 pm as you can avoid the $30 extra charge for the back room, yet most of the girls have already arrived. Added plus is the friendliest of the bartenders and the multitude of plasma TVs with sports.

Been over 6 months since I had been to Beamers. Not much has changed - same layout, extra cover for back room, low-key atmosphere, nice bartenders. Biggest difference is quality of girls - it is way better than before - younger, better-looking, friendlier. Whereas before there might be 2 or 3 that caught your eye, now it's like 90% of them - whoever does the recruiting has done a great job - especially as quality of lap dance remains great - with good grind and touching except around kitty. Hopefully I can find more opportunities to go back to Beamers.

I make sure to stop by Cheeks whenever I'm in area. I hadn't been here in several months, and while the setup and mileage are still the same, I don't know what's happened to quality of dancers. I was there both Friday night and Sat afternoon, and I only saw 2 girls that I would rate an 8. The rest were old, and big - my guess is that they were averaging 40+ in age. The atmosphere is laid back and there are plenty of TVs to watch sports and everyone is friendly, so it's a nice place to hang out. If you want high-mileage dances you can definitely get them but who you get them from will be highly variable.

Was in neighborhood for a meeting and had time for lunch so decided to stop by. Upfront I will say that the $10 lunch special is a true bargain in NYC. You get 3 courses and food is pretty good. In the mean time, there are more than a few attractive girls willing to stop by and provide between-course entertainment. On that front, the girls are very pretty but dances are tame. Nonetheless, for the lunch alone, it's worth stopping by.

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon and had a really good time. Place is low-key with nice staff and good bar. There were only about 7-8 girls working but half were pretty and caught my attention. Eventually had some private dances with older redhead. She definitely got my attention as she was adept at stickhandling while also grinding on top of me. Needless to say, I left a happy person. Yes $30/dance can be pricey but with the right girl, you can get your money's worth. I won't disagree that it can be hit or miss, but on my visit it was a hit.

Finally had chance to get back to cheeks after a long hiatus. Things remain the same and if anything, are even better than before. Quality of girls is highly variable, but you can usually find 3-5 to suit your tastes. as others had noted, mileage in the tents can be off the charts. As I wrote in a prior review, look for the girls with the large handbags - they carry more stuff :) Not the most convenient place to visit but worthwhile as staff is friendly, atmosphere low-key and girls friendly.

It's a mixed rating at 8. In terms of club decor, classiness, low-hustle factor, and especially quality of girls (it is model heaven there and the variety is off-the-chart - was told there were 150 girls working on a Wednesday night - in addition, girls are all friendly and engaging) - club rates a 10. However, dances are ok and YMMV - give this a 6 rating. One of my friends got an aggressive dancer who was happy to make him happy very quickly. I found a terrifically nice, good-looking girl who clearly understood stripper economics - got me to spend $$$ on her and while she allowed good touching above the waist, was not as aggressive in her dancing. Overall, I would definitely go back as it's a great atmosphere and the eye candy is outstanding but as previous reviewers have noted - if you want to total satisfaction, you can easily get an escort for a better overall price.

Came here after visiting Ruby's II. While neighborhood is a bit dicier, club is much nicer. Quality of girls was much higher - at least 4 girls were a 8s in my book. Club had better layout with large stage surrounded by chairs and usually 3 girls dancing at a time. Had dances from tall brunette who was very sexy and a great body. Complaint that dances are in very open space are true, but fortunately when I went during day not much of a crowd or a bouncer watching. I think I still prefer Beamers, but would definitely stop by Scruples if I was closer to Bridgeport than Stamford.

Visited for first time on a Tues afternoon. Wasn't my cup of tea - had about 6 girls, all okay but none outstanding. Club itself is a bar with one stage area where girls dance. Not much going on and never approached by any girls for dances. Maybe I picked a bad day. All nude gives club an extra point - otherwise I'd only give it a 5. If other reviews continue to be strong, might try it again, but for now, I prefer Beamers or Scruples.

There's a lot to like about the club and then a few things which unfortunately lower the ratings a bit. What's to like: numerous good-looking and friendly girls - definitely something for everyone; low-hustle and friendly atmosphere; very good nude stage shows - girls are energetic and if you are someone who likes to sit by the stage and get a good view, this is as good as it gets; reasonable lap dance prices on per dance basis with decent grindage. What's not to like: dances are not nude or topless; you have to agreed to 5 for $100 upfront for the best dances which if you get the wrong girl can be a waste; San Diego restrictions which make managers visit Jungle Room often and make girls wary of getting in trouble - definitely can be a downer to lap dance atmosphere. The negatives are a shame as this has the potential to be a great club. I met an attractive, naturally big-chested brunette who was friendly and pushed the rules as far as she could. So while I got decent grindage, some quick squeezes of her great tits, she was constantly keeping an eye out for the manager. Still I would visit again as I still had a good time and spent much less than I would have in SF or Vegas.

Was here in early Oct and not sure if there has been some hint of trouble or raids recently, but the dances were much tamer than before. Started with a blonde cute Brazilian who I had had dances were before and let's just say that they were much less hands on than before. Similar story with 2 other girls. As the girls here are not the hottest in the world, the lower mileage dances make me lower my normal rating for this visit. Hopefully it is a one-time aberration.

sorry that the last reviewer did not have a good experience. I have always enjoyed myself here. The girls are friendly, low hustle, and fun to talk to. There's enough variety to suit anyone's taste and while there are no 10s, there are plenty of 8s. When you get a dance, the girls give a very good grind that is more than satisfactory. I would definitely recommend that anyone in the area stop on by. One particular good day is the 3rd Thurs every month - it's called go-go-rama and every girl that works at Beamers is required to show up. Consequently you get to see all the girls that might work there and can chose your type.

Finally visited for 1st time. To be honest, not sure how I should rate this club. It's not a classic strip club - no booze, theatre seating vs seats around a stage, not many places to just sit and watch/meet the girls. Instead it's more like an Adult Disneyland where there are different areas to visit with different attractions. Still, the girls are very good looking and the mileage is out of this world with almost everything available. However, like Disneyland - it's very expensive and it's all about getting you to spend your money. If you want a place to relax, get a drink, enjoy eye candy and get a good grind of a lapdance, this place isn't for you (see Gold Club, Hustler Club reviews). If you want to get close to a very attractive woman (all types available) and have money to spend, then stop by

Was near airport and stopped by to check things out. Overall a pleasant way to kill 2 hours. Club is spacious, upscale with plenty of seating and plasma TVs to watch sports. There are 4 stages inside the bar area and all had girls on a Friday night. The overall talent was very good (7-8s) with a variety to meet anyone's interest. Had couch dances from 2 women - at $20 reasonably priced, although mileage was just average. Net/net, I would recommend the place for the overall atmosphere and overall looks of the women. However, if you are looking for the highest mileage, I would head across the river to PH.

Have been stopping by during the day - quality of the girls is very high for daytime, and if you find the right one, you can get a pretty good show. While they are not the most hands on dancers, you can get good friction and often get behind the g-string. Obviously not as high mileage as some of the more notorious clubs in SF, but great place to hang out and girls are definitely attractive.

What others have said about the mileage is true - it is off the chart and pretty much anything goes. The place itself is very nice with a good kitchen, plenty of space, nice bar and lots of flat screen tvs to watch the games. The girls however are very hit or miss with more misses (either old or fat) than hits. However if you're patient, you should be able find one to your liking and it's worth it to do some private dances. One hint - look for the girls with the larger handbags as a gauge of the potential mileage. If you go, you'll see why. Place is a bit off beaten track but easy enough to find. Definitely worth a visit if not too far out of your way.

Stopped by last night and am happy to report that while there are a lot of new girls, overall the quality is up significantly. Saw at least a half dozen new girls, all attractive (8-9), and friendly. Got dances from 4 different girls and enjoyed them all. The only negative is that the club seems to be more strict in the VIP rooms than before in terms of touching the girls but contact from the girls is still the same. As others have said before, great place for hot girls and a drink. Still pricey, but all of SF is the same.

Was in Seattle on business and of course, decided to stop by Rick's based on the reviews here. Went on a Monday night and was pleasantly surprised by both the number of patrons and number of girls. Club is basically as advertised - girls of all types, not one truly bad one, most 7-8s with some 9s. That said, the reason for coming are the lap dances - most were $30 and very hands-on with all but one using their hands over my pants to get me going. Will have to try daytime to see if they go any further as no extras were offered nor seen. Negatives - while girls dance on stages, no real stage tipping or excitement generated. Also as noted by other reviewers, what's the deal with the condoms in the urinals - unless guys were trying to keep their pants dry, I didn't see the need. In sum, definitely a worthwhile visit. Also very easy to find for a newcomer - located on a main street in north Seattle.

Put me firmly in the camp of those who don't like the new club. I was recently in Miami on business and had my first opportunity to visit the new "warehouse." To put it bluntly, I was very disappointed. I had visited the old Tootsies on a number of occasions and enjoyed it for the quality of women and high contact dances. While the stage show and parade around the tip rail is still the same, the rest of club was a severe downgrade. The quality of the women was off by a huge factor (the best looking girl was the bartender), and very few actually approached for dances. After finishing my one beer, I left for better pastures which were found at Scarletts. I will monitor this site to see how things develop but for now I will be heading elsewhere when in Miami.

After being disappointed at Tootsies, I made the drive up to Scarlett's for the first time. While it was a bit difficult to find at first (it's tucked off in a strip mall where the entrance is not so obvious), once there I had a great time - my experience was what I remembered from the old Tootsies and it is now my first choice for Miami club. Scarlett's is not perfect. As noted by others, the music is extremely loud and can be annoying. Also the quality of women can be variable. My first night there were only 1 or 2 that got me interested. However the second night, there were so many lookers that I wasted the first 60 minutes trying to narrow down my choices. One thing that was constant was the beauty of the waitresses and bartenders - as a whole, they were unbelievably good-looking and I was wishing some would dance as well. Besides the above quibbles, the club is great. Every hour they do a parade of the women so you can see everyone who's working, see who might interest you and best of all get 2 dances for $30 versus the normal $25 for one. The private dances are in fairly secluded rooms in the back (similar to what the old Tootsies had in back) and the dances are high contact and very satisfying. 2-way contact is encouraged and some even let you touch what is usually the forbidden zone. The girls are friendly, although some require effort to get dances from. But in all, not one of the 6 girls I got dances from disappointed. I did have one unusual experience with my final dancer late in the night, who even though I was prepared to go longer, said after 4 dances that she had to leave to get ready to go on stage. Instead she called it a night as I saw her changed and leaving 15 minutes later - guess she had made her target earnings for the night. Oh well, her loss as I had more money to spend. Still I now rate Scarlett's as my new destination in Miami - great looking girls, private dances and intimate setting.

As noted previously I am a frequent visitor to the club when I travel to SF. As always the service is great and management friendly. However, on my last 2 visits, I noticed that the girls have really turned over and that few of my favorites are still around. While there's plenty of new talent that is attractive, but that just don't seem as good as before. Fortunately a few of my favorites are still around so that I still have an enjoyable time. Lowering my rating for the time being until I see how the talent shakes out.

Stopped by on a Friday night. Paid the extra $30 to get into VIP room, where the dances although out in open are much more contact. There were plenty of girls and while most were decent looking only a few really caught my eye. The nice thing is that the girls will hang by the bar and have a drink with you in a very social setting. Had dances with 2 girls that were high on the grinding and allowed for some hand roaming except the kitty. Overall a nice night out at what remains the best club in the area.

Stopped by on consecutive afternoons while in Phoenix for work based on reviews here. Prior reviews summarize the layout and scene pretty well, and it is as advertised here. For $10/dance it is the best deal in the US. No cover in afternoon and 2-for-1 drinks is terrific. More importantly, the girls, while predominantly enhanced which doesn't bother me, are spectacular, probably best selection I've ever seen for a club. The first day I was there, a Hustler model was dancing while the 2nd day had a Playboy model. I spent first hour just watching to help narrow my choices. As noted earlier, dances are only 1-way contact but still very good. While it varies by dancer, you can get very decent contact from them. It's not Florida or San Francisco, but still satisfying. I'd say it's a push - $10 dance with decent one-way contact from really gorgeous girls, or $20 dances with 2-way contact from ok-looking girls. I'm happy with both. I now wish I had more excuses to get to Arizona.