Reviews by samwise

It's been a while since I had visited but managed to make it back this January. Glad to see that things have not changed at all. Best thing is that the holiday season must have wiped out some girls bank accounts because there were a lot of girls dancing who hadn't been around for some time. Consequently the quality of the girls was as good as it has been in a long time. Did one champagne room with a young brunette and some VIPs with a shapely blond. As noted YMMV but I've found that having become somewhat of a regular, I usually get very good contact and am getting to touch more interesting places each time I visit. While not cheap (although $2 drinks Tuesdays are a good deal), LFHC always delivers with good looking girls, a friendly atmosphere and dances that would rate very high on a nationwide level, although maybe not as high for SF.

First time and it was well worth it. If on a budget, definitely go before 7 pm, as you will avoid the $10 cover. Also back room doesn't open till 7 pm, so lap dances are in front room and touching is allowed. After 7 pm, touching is only allowed in back room which is an extra $30. While a lot of clubs have limited selection early, not Beamers. Would say most girls are 7-9. Had dances with 3 different girls and all were very attractive with good grindage and freedom to touch boobs and butt. Most of girls were Russian with some Latinos. Didn't meet any from good old US of A. At $20/dance, more better value than anyone in NYC. Only negative is that all dances are in open areas (although on nice leather couches) so not much in the way of privacy. however, with the contact going on, you don't notice. Defintiely a worthwhile visit and one of the great values in the country

I regularly stop by when in town for work and can honestly say that the club seems to be getting better all the time. Not only is the quality of the girls improving, but so are the dances. Much more contact allowed with the girls and the privacy in both VIP and Champagne Rooms is very good. Yes it's expensive, but for me, it's worth it.

Was back in the area and stopped by on consecutive nights. Glad to report not much has changed here. It's still a friendly intimate place where the quality of the LDs more than make up for the overall level of talent - looks wise. Be patient while the girls circle the bar, find the one that appeals to you, get some private dances and you will leave a very happy person. Easy off and on access to 295 and Turnpike, so highly recommend you stop by.

Although a bit hard to find (it's located back off the main road), the club is very enjoyable. While the stage dances are nothing to write home about, the private dances especially in the private booths are worthwhile. The booths are $50 to the house and minimum 5 dances at $20/dance for the girl. Contact in the booth is much better with some breast fondling and stick action. Overall, a nice place to visit if in the NYC Metro area. Much better value that the clubs in Manhattan themselves

Rating is avaerage between 6 for quality of girls and 10 for mileage/grindage. If you're looking for playmate/model types, don't stop here. I'd say girls are between 5-7. However, there is enough variety that will satisfy anyone's tastes. The private LDs and mileage however are as good as it gets. Took 2 girls for private dance. First was older sexy American blonde who gave a foot job over my pants which was mind-blowing. The second was from Brazil who wasted no time grabbing me under the pants. Definitely worth stopping by, just don't expect a room full of hotties.

Stopped by on my way to Boston. As noted before, there are basically 2 clubs here, a topless one and a nude one. Decor of both are pretty nice, and topless side has great bar with 8 plasma tvs. Girls were fairly attractive (6-8) but too often hung out with local regulars - thus making it difficult to get dances. On other hand, I hate hustle - but still would have been nice to have been approached more. Dances are $25 topless, $35 nude. Contact is one-way and pretty strictly enforced. Girls however will provide a decent grind and good view of all the interesting parts. To be honest, I'd probably stop by Kahoots in East Hartford ahead of Gold Club as drinks are cheaper and contact more 2-way, but Gold Club is not a bad alternative

Back to the Hustler Club when visiting SF again. Tuesday nights are $2 drink nights, so it's actually a pretty busy night with a large number of women. One of the dancers told me that she does the best on Tuesday, which probably explains the large number of attractive women vs other nights. Tried a new girl - drop dead gorgeous blonde with beautiful natural tits - probably best looking girl working at the club on any night. While her dances were pretty good contact, they were more one-sided than others I've had at the club - guess I shouldn't have been surprised given her looks. Still a great place to relax, have some drinks and get some decent dances

This still remains my favorite club in SF. The staff is terrific and the girls for the most part very attractive (7-9s). The atmosphere is pretty relaxed and very few girls employ the hit and run technique of "Wanna dance?" To be fair, it is not a cheap club, and that's probably where some of the negative reviews come from. The dances on the floor tend to be a lot of air, but get progressively better in the VIP and Champagne rooms. Given the expense, it is probably worthwhile to try out a girls dance on the floor before going to VIP as the level of contact on the floor will give a good hint of how much better it will be in the VIP. Similarly, more contact in the VIP generally means very good in the Champagne room. While YMMV, I've never been disappointed when I've made the jump to the Champagne room based on my experience in the VIP. Arguably, for the amount I spend, I could do better at other SF clubs, but I prefer a clean, upscale club that serves alcohol. For that, can't think of a better club in SF

Stopped by on a Wednesday evening and the place was very hopping. What I really like about St James is that it has great atmosphere - it's very laid back and less of a hustle place than Treasures. While the mileage and overall girl quality is probably better at Treasures, St James is the place to go to relax, find a girl that you'd enjoy spending time with and still get great contact dances. I hooked up with a tall redhead that was as funny as she was sexy - she promised that no one only gets one dance from her and she was right! Can't go wrong with either Treasures or St James - just a question of what you're in the mood for.

First time to Treasures and all I can say is that everything that people have said about this place is true. Went on a Wednesday afternoon and quality of girls in afternoon was equivalent to most clubs at night - all between 7-9 and enough variety for everyone. Had dances with 2 different blondes and the mileage was very high with extras hinted at. It's a good thing I don't come to Houston often or I'd be broke. Everyone should try this club - only reason I didn't give it a 10 is that the girls can be a bit clinical/detached for my taste. But that's a minor quibble.

It's been almost a year since I visited, and it still remains a favorite. Girls are attractive, friendly and give high contact dances (although YMMV), club has good energy level and prices are reasonable. However, as noted in more recent reviews, club has really cut down on song length. I actually timed the songs and they averaged 2 and a half minutes, vs the 3 minutes I used to remember. Now in comparison to NYC, Vegas and SF where I typically travel, it works out about the same (ex, in SF, it's 3 for $100 for 3 minute song length while in NYC there's no contact without going to a private room for $$$), so on a relative basis for me, it's still a good deal. But the criticisms are not without merit. I am still a fan and will always make it a stop with the hope that the song lengths go back to 3 minutes

Had a layover in Houston and stopped by to pass the evening. Had a very enjoyable evening. Club is nicely laid out with one main stage and 3 satellite stages. I did not see any maitre d's/bouncers who help get you a seat, but fortunately, the bartenders are very friendly and will give you the lay of the land. As for the girls, the quality is variable. Didn't see any 9s or 10s, but good solid group of 7-8s. As for the dances, they were very good. Spent most of my evening with a tall brunette who provided great 2-way contact - she said that management leaves it up to the girls as to how much contact they allow and in this case it was a lot. I heard stories that the neighbor was not great - my taxi driver referred to the area as Gunshot Valley and supposedly a patron fired a gun there last year - however, the club itself seemed very safe and as long as you stay at the club, you're probably fine. Unfortunately, I was too far away to try Treasures, but hard to imagine it would be that much better than St James

This is rapidly becoming my favorite club. While pricey, the club is very laid-back and the girls very polite when you turn them down. The maitre d's are helpful in finding a girl to your taste and on this visit directed me to a young, brunette with a tight body who he said gave great LDs. Well, he wasn't wrong and I had a very happy experience with her. LFHC is now a regular stop for me when I'm in SF

Revisited again when I was in town. Stopped by on both Monday and Tuesday nights - place seems to get better every time I go. Quality of girls seems better and the dances were outstanding. While YMMV, if you find the right girl and are willing to pay the price for the VIP room or Champagne room it can be quite worth it. Tried Champagne Room for first time ($350 for 30 minutes which is not much different than spending 30 minutes in VIP at 3 songs for $100) and contact was very high - got to play with tits and got fondled through my pants at end. In sum, if you can spend the dough, it's worth the visit

Went back for a second visit and can say it was a much better experience. They have $2 drinks on Tuesday which is a great deal, and the atmosphere was very pleasant. Girls were not as big a hustle - in fact my biggest complaint is that you often had to track down the girls you wanted to meet. Spent time with a busty blonde in the back room who gave unbelievable dances with lots of mutual touching. While YMMV, it was definitely a worthwhile trip. I think I will be frequenting this club over Gold Club from now on.

Totally agree with the prior reviewer. Was expecting an upscale gentleman's club with a lot of hot women, which it is, but the dances were beyond my expectations. Although it depended on the girl, most provided lots of contact and allowed you to touch pretty much anywhere but kitty (there were some exceptions as I saw one girl slap hands of a guy trying to touch her boobs). The quality of the girls was spectacular with something for everyone. I found a great mix. In addition, the waitresses were very friendly, enjoyable and not pushy at all (first one I met actually helped me find a seat and gave me general layout of place). Unfortunately there are no private VIP rooms and the dances are all out on the floor in what someone else has already said are terrible chairs. You can pay an extra $30 or $40 for better chairs or booths but doesn't seem to be worth it. In all, a great club

Unfortunately this club is disappointing me more and more. While the atmosphere is great and the girls unbelievably attractive, the prices remain high while the quality of the dances gets worse. I enjoy spending the time hanging out and talking to the girls, but the cost to do so is getting prohibitive especially as the dances get worse. I'll give it another try or so, but may look for something better in SF without the blatant extras

Was here 2 nights in early Sept. As others have said, this is a very fun place where the girls are friendly and the atmosphere relaxed. The stage dances (if you can call them that) are really to help see what the girls look like. The real action first happens with the mini-LDs around the bar. From there, you can pick the girl you want for the $30 LD which are worth the price. There is a lot of mutual touching and grinding. If you are nearby, you should definitely stop by

If it wasn't for the unbelievable eye candy, this place would not rate as high. It is expensive ($9 for a beer!) and the contact is modest. But the women are beautiful. Finally tried the rooms upstair which was $125 for the house and $300 for the girl for 30 minutes. While the contact was slightly better than on the floor, not sure that it was really worth it. For NYC, PEC is one of the better clubs, however, you'd be better off saving your money for your next trip to Vegas or Florida

Normally I go to Gold Club when in SF, but based on reviews and free Internet coupon, thought I'd check it out. To be honest, it was disappointing in comparison to GC. While the drinks are reasonably priced, the stage shows more energetic and entertaining, and the service top notch, the girls are not as attractive and the hustle factor much greater. I was quoted different prices for the VIP room - most said $40 per dance/min. 2, however others offered VIP for $30 per dance/min 2. Didn't try champagne room where supposedly things get friendlier (something GC doesn't offer), but end of day, Hustler was just as expensive if not more so than GC with less attractive women and more of a rip-off factor.

Stopped by on the way home from Boston on a recent Friday night. It's really more a bar with dancers than a true strip club or gentleman's club. There's no stage just an area with a tables forming a rectangle that the girls dance within looking for tips. The private area is on the other side and has couches and decent privacy. That said, I had an enjoyable time - the quality of the women is variable but I'd say that half are 8's. Had dances with both Sophia and Larissa, both are very good looking and provide decent topless dances where you're able to fondle the boobs and they provide decent grinding. At $25 per dance it's a little pricey but all clubs seem to be raising prices. Fortunately the beer prices are reasonable. If you're nearby, stop by but not a place to go out of the way for.

GC is pretty much a regular stop for me when I'm visiting SF. While it doesn't traffic in extras like MBOT, MSC or CH, it has the best looking women in SF - all are easily a 7 and most an 8 or 9. As mentioned before, dances are expensive ($20 on floor, $30 in VIP), and decent touch/grindage, but the atmosphere friendly and the eye candy topnotch. Had dances with Ayani, Micheala and Sara and would recommend all

This is really a mixed rating. In terms of class, atmosphere and especially how hot the girls are, the club is a 10. In particular the girls are model-quality with something for everyone. In terms of contact and prices, the club is a 5 - a beer is $11 and mixed drink $17! While floor lap dances are only $20, the girls are all trying to entice you to a champagne room where it's $300 for the girl and $125 for the room. Didn't partake in the room, so don't know if contact is much better than that on the floor which is pretty much one way and very light grinding. PEC is a great place to visit on an expense account or if you want to splurge on an evening surrounded by gorgeous women. Otherwise it's probably too costly to make a regular stop. But do, experience it at least once

Cheetah's is the definition of strip club. As others have mentioned before, it's loud, crowded, dark and has a high energy party atmosphere. You are bumper-to-bumper people, which is also includes the 100-200 girls dancing that night. It is a ton of fun and the girls for the most part are attractive (7-9), although only a few are what I would consider model stunning. Went on 2 weekend nights and had a blast. Met one girl who was in from another city and spent a significant amount of time in the VIP room with her where the dances are 4 for $100 and you get a more privacy. Needless to say, I spent the time because not only was she hot, but her dances were unbelievable - high mutual contact and even some light kissing. Cheetah's is a must stop in Vegas - only other club I would compare it to is OG.