Reviews

First time in NOLA in almost 20 years. Remembered the tourist traps, and decided to try to do better. Arrived around 8:15 and the club was fairly empty, maybe 12 dancers and a…

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, ID

A pleasant surprise in a no-touch town

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

First time visiting a club in Boise, and after reading the reviews I had low expectation, but hoped it might be a fun way to kill an hour or two. I was quite pleasantly…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, FL

Odd little place, but a lot of fun and a good value!

I actually visited twice last week. First was Tuesday afternoon, but I left after about 20 minutes of realizing that there wasn't a single dancer there I was interested in. Given the good…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, MN

Daytime fun ... but took two tries

Hadn't been to Rick's in a long time (more than 5 years -- maybe a lot more), but with Choice having closed I was looking for an afternoon stop (not a big fan of DTC,…

Lido Lounge

New York, NY

Currently my #1 in New York -- good balance of dance quality and looks

First visit to the "new" LeRouge (I'd visited the old Lido at several locations, and the new Lido at Scores). This location (W 45th Street at 11th Avenue) is nicer than any of the…

Chez Paree

Montréal, QC

I guess I don't get it ...

First visit to a Montreal club in a long time, and honestly I just don't get it. There are lots of positives: * good looking dancers * inexpensive dances ($5 per "trip" to the…

8 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, MN

Great new choice for Minneapolis!

I finally made it to the Rhino, and I'm glad I did. Wasn't crowded when I got there (about 9pm), and it was easy to find a seat. First thing to note was a collection…

10 yrs ago1

Lido Lounge

New York, NY

Since this is the first review,...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Since this is the first review, I'll give a bunch of information plus a bit of comparison to some of the competition. The Lido Room is one of several private lap dance clubs that…

11 yrs ago1

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

Always enjoy coming back here --...

Always enjoy coming back here -- even though I don't get here very often. Here's why: 1. Always a good mix of regular dancers and new ones. Even with just a couple of…

12 yrs ago

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, NJ

I went here with low expectations,...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I went here with low expectations, given everything I'd read online (both here and elsewhere), and ended up coming back for a second day. First, the negatives. The place is a definite dive.…

12 yrs ago

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, MN

Visited on a Thursday night when...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Visited on a Thursday night when the Twins were playing -- many dancers, but very few customers (I'm ok with that, but worry that there's so little business after a game). Over the years…

12 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, MN

Hadn't been here in quite a...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Hadn't been here in quite a while, but decided to pop over with a free pass (from their website) after a disappointing visit to Choice (too few choice dancers). Was surprised and delighted to…

13 yrs ago

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, MN

Haven't written a review of the...

Haven't written a review of the Choice in a while, and have visited enough to wrap together a few experiences. First, had a couple of fairly bad afternoon visits. Few dancers. In some cases…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Visited twice on a recent trip...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Visited twice on a recent trip to SF (partly because I didn't feel like being a walking ATM for the dancers at MBOT). Came away disappointed both times (one afternoon, one night). In…

Expose

Austin, TX

Visited this club twice -- once...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Visited this club twice -- once on a Friday evening and then again on the following Friday afternoon. Lots of dancers both times. Plenty of good looking and friendly ones. And at…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

Went here the night after I...

Went here the night after I went to Tootsie's. It was an interesting comparison. Selection of great-looking dancers (more than at Tootsie's). Liked the lap-dance rooms substantially better. And the whole…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Hadn't been here in several years,...

Hadn't been here in several years, but thought it was worth a return visit. It was, and in some ways it wasn't. Everyone has pointed out that this place is huge, and there…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, MN

I spend far too much time...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I spend far too much time at this club, because, despite its many flaws, I still think it's usually the best one in Minnesota. The basics haven't changed for a long time. One…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, WV

Visited late on a Saturday night...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Visited late on a Saturday night (after a trip to the Mountaineer). What I found was a set of mostly unimpressive dancers, and those who were 7+ material were more ROBs than high-value.…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

Visited again after a long time...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Visited again after a long time -- little has changed, but this remains both one of the oddest and one of the most fun clubs I get to visit. The oddity (well described in…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

I've read lots of very positive...

I've read lots of very positive reviews, but I've stopped in at the Brass Rail three times in the past couple of years and never had a particularly good experience. A mix of dancers…

For Your Eyes Only

Toronto, ON

Wow! I'd never been to...

Wow! I'd never been to this club until a recent trip, and now I know what I was missing. This is the best club I've been to in Toronto (third-best I've been to…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, NY

For years I've been making trips...

For years I've been making trips to NYC and hauling out to NJ to find a decent lap dance (Go-Go Rama, specifically), convinced that everyplace in the city was either an upscale low-contact club or…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, CA

I haven't found a club anywhere...