Heavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
This place has to be the most inexpensive club in the US. This is not a good thing. Dancers are all a bit long in the tooth and perhaps could spend more time climbing…
stealth_42· 7 yrs agolast: 7 yrs ago 1Club Vogue
Columbia, MO
Other reviews are consistent. This place is hit or miss. On this evening only a smattering of dancers working. The majority were covered in body art and mostly over weight. There were only a few…
stealth_42· 8 yrs agoThe Library Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
Went at about midnight on a Thursday evening. Only about 6 dancers and none dancing on the stages. There was only one single table with about 2 customers and 2 entertainers. The quality…
stealth_42· 8 yrs agoGold Room Chicago
Stone Park, IL
Not a bad club overall. This place has opened in the last year. Almost next door to scores. Not as much club traffic as scores,yet but seemed to have better looking dancers. They run…
stealth_42· 9 yrs agoClub Vogue
Columbia, MO
Visited on a Tuesday evening. Only about 4 or 5 dancers with a couple of patrons. Talent was not great and the few girls were awkwardly pushing dances. 3 dance sets where the final dance…
stealth_42· 9 yrs ago 1Heavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
This joint has gone significantly down in the last few years. Drink prices are best in the country, however the dancers are some of the worst! At most places there are a few dancers that…
stealth_42· 10 yrs agoPoleKatz
Bridgeview, IL
Mandatory Valet Parking: $5 Cover Charge: $10 Drinks: On Strip Club Par Topless Tuesday Dance Specials: $10 Normal Dances: $20 Marginal talent in the club. The girls would stop to talk and quickly ask "do you wanna dance?"…
stealth_42· 11 yrs agoHeavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
It's been a while since I've been to this club. Many of the old dancers are all now gone, however the shot girls seem to be of higher quality than the actual dancers. Sad.…
stealth_42· 11 yrs agoKlassy Cat
Henrietta, NY
This club is hit or miss. Usually it's a miss with dancers that would be below par at most establishments. On this day, however there was one dancer that, surprisingly, had the talent and skills…
stealth_42· 14 yrs agoSundowner
Niagara Falls, ON
The Sundowner is definitely one of the best strip clubs in North America! During the evenings, there are always at least 6 or the 40-50 dancers that are smoking hot. As with most clubs, you…
stealth_42· 14 yrs agoHeavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
This joint is one of the best values in the country. Drinks are dirt cheap. Although it's a bikini club (girls dance on stage in bikinis), lap dances are done topless with decent contact. The…
stealth_42· 14 yrs agoTally Ho Gentlemens Club
Rochester, NY
This place is a total waste of time! On occasion, there are some decent looking girls, however the majority of dancers are over the age of 30 and fighting the laws of gravity. It is…
stealth_42· 15 yrs agoSpearmint Rhino
Los Angeles, CA
This club was a complete waste of time. There were very few girls on this weekday night. None of the girls would rate at any of the other Rhinos. The club is not convenient…
stealth_42· 16 yrs agoSundowner
Niagara Falls, ON
Believe the hype - this place is everything that is mentioned on this site. I highly recommend this place for talent and quality of dance. Dancers travel from all over the US and Canada to…
stealth_42· 17 yrs agoSpearmint Rhino Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
Perhaps it was just a bad night. Perhaps the economy has gotten to, of all places, Las Vegas. Perhaps I just didn't vibe with the club this nite. Whatever the case may be, the Rhino…
stealth_42· 18 yrs agoTally Ho Gentlemens Club
Rochester, NY
In a word - nasty! Nothing good to say about this club. Talent level is low. Waitresses look okay, but nothing to write home about. Club is small. This place isn't worth the price of admission…
stealth_42· 18 yrs agoCheetahs
San Diego, CA
This has been one of the more consistent joints in the country. The level of quality is always there. Variety, not the best, but pretty good. Joint itself is ok as its more of a…
stealth_42· 18 yrs agoHeavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
If you are in the Chicago area and are hoping for a great strip club experience, then you better save your money and hit another town. However, if you are looking for the "K-Mart" experience…
stealth_42· 18 yrs agoOn The Border
Franklin, WI
Surprisingly good. Weekends have a variety of talent ranging from 5 - 9 (not many nines). There are quite a bit tattooed gals in the joint if that is your pleasure. Relative ethnic diversity. They…
stealth_42· 18 yrs agoFlight Club
Inkster, MI
This club is number one on this site for a reason! While the rest of the US is going down the tubes, this club maintains the consistent experience the fellas have come to expect.…
stealth_42· 18 yrs agoAllstar's Gentlemens Club
Northlake, IL
Overall talent at this club ranges from 3-7. Many of the girls seem a bit long in the tooth, however there is good diversity here. NO real knock-outs but a couple decent looking girls every…
stealth_42· 18 yrs agoHoney's Showgirls
Everett, WA
Staying up to date on the direction Rick's has been going, I decided to roll into Honey's just to see if the quality and rules in Everett were a bit more relaxed. Unfortunately, the girls…
stealth_42· 19 yrs agoThe Library Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
In the past, Cheetahs has been my favorite club in Vegas. Nice variety of talent, down and dirty strip club and girls with nice 'tudes were consistent from visit to visit. On my latest visit…
stealth_42· 19 yrs agoPlayers Club
Rosedale, MD
Sunday night must have been an off night. 6 total girls. 5-7 in quality. This place does not deserve the ratings. Sundays are probably not the best night to gauge a club's merits, however, a…
stealth_42· 19 yrs agoVisions
New Orleans, LA
Visions is still the best thing going on in the area. The French Quarter is all about the tourism business and the dancers' ability to work the large crowds. No great deals and no great…
stealth_42· 19 yrs ago
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