RIP dead on a Thursday Night

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

This place has to be the most inexpensive club in the US. This is not a good thing. Dancers are all a bit long in the tooth and perhaps could spend more time climbing…

Club Vogue

Columbia, MO

Other reviews are consistent. This place is hit or miss. On this evening only a smattering of dancers working. The majority were covered in body art and mostly over weight. There were only a few…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

Not a bad club overall. This place has opened in the last year. Almost next door to scores. Not as much club traffic as scores,yet but seemed to have better looking dancers. They run…

wanted to check out the place despite the mixed reviews since the place switched to nude went in on a tuesday ~9:30pm after going to an event at the sphere during a conference so I expected…

I went to 4 clubs in vegas, and three were just awful This was one of those. Medium size club. I paid my $40 cover. Waitress came by and charged…

This place hasn't changed since my last review except the accent lighting is all red instead of blue. Free parking, no scan ID, pat down, and I talked to a manager and I mentioned…

When we arrived they did a weapons check and cover was $30. Cover was free for current or retired military. Got into the club and of course it is alcohol free since it…