In a word - nasty! Nothing good...

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

This place has to be the most inexpensive club in the US. This is not a good thing. Dancers are all a bit long in the tooth and perhaps could spend more time climbing…

Club Vogue

Columbia, MO

Other reviews are consistent. This place is hit or miss. On this evening only a smattering of dancers working. The majority were covered in body art and mostly over weight. There were only a few…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Went at about midnight on a Thursday evening. Only about 6 dancers and none dancing on the stages. There was only one single table with about 2 customers and 2 entertainers. The quality…

Smallish building on a busy road. Some free parking with a little more next door. I've never been bothered for parking next door. If you come in the daytime it's very dark inside, it takes…

Cover: $10 Vodka soda: $8.50 15 minute private dance: $100 Context: it’s a cold Sunday a few days before Christmas. I was at the Barrel earlier tonight with less than promising results. There was a…

This is in a completely “normal” part of town on the outskirts of Rochester and nothing else to indicate it would be an area with a strip club. There is a huge porch when you…

I’ve been back to the Talky Ho a few times, both days and nights, over the last year. Physical layout hasn’t changed - the place is still tiny with one little stage in the…