Comments by CrazzzyEd

Mileage during a dance varies a lot in the same city but greatly between cities. It just depends on the club, dancer and the locally allowed practices. Houston was without a doubt Americas true Sin City where it seemed DATY was served almost like a free appetizer with every lapdance. I mean when these upscale clubs give away Sushi, clams and tacos for free they do it right. Yet in San Antonio, just down the road not only was the Y sushi bar closed but a 3 foot no mans land was established around it with armed guards and attack dogs ready that attacked at the first wiff of food. In my home town of OKC its routine in many clubs to be offered a free taste test of red snapper. I have always enjoyed the dining experience at the Y except when strings are attached or only left over tuna fish is left on the buffet line. Of course if I drink to much than my pickled herring gets me in trouble and forces me to to eat raw oysters even if strings are attached. This sure gives a whole new meaning of waking up with cotton mouth. :)

Yes they are. First realize that just because she is a stripper does not mean she knows a damn thing about how to have good sex. Most dancers expect to be paid for sex and unless she truly likes you then she will expect to be paid for the date. Its all about money. Secondly they get asked by almost every guy for dates, parties or outside the club meetings all for the purpose of sex. They get so use to lying and throwing away your phone number. Dating a stripper requires a lot of money, patience, forgivness and understanding. Also a good wall to pound your head on when your done. Just because she is pretty in club lights, likely abused or molested when growing up, has a BF or hubby that she is raising, feels every man is trying to use her while she is trying to use him, lies as a required part of the job, has more broken high heels then Emelda Marcos and from all this you can tell she needs a man like you to show her happiness then all I can say is buddy welcome to the Stupid Old Mans Club. If you get thru the second date then I will show you the secret hand shake and if you dont loan her money for rent or the telephone bill than I will give you a secret decoder ring.

Save the money on buying a book and just offer it to the stripper. Picking up the stripper is the easy part, getting rid of her and the damn book is the hard part. If you are already a customer than its all about the money anyway and if you are not a customer than she already has enough stupid men wanting her time that its going to take you a long time to be more than just a friend. Its either about money or drugs and no matter how good of a guy you really are or how great in bed you have convinced yourself you really are will either of those have a greater effect on getting her to go out with you than the money or drugs. Forget the book and wait till you can take her to see the movie.

Skip Vegas and go to Houston instead. Its the real Sin City. Im not sure why a guy would not want extras but then again maybe some guys enjoy having a talking balloon talk to him for his money and tell him how refreshing it is to not have to sit with another sexually confused man. Its ok if you run low on cash because she likes you for you and not your money and she will be right back after she powders her nose & gets the cum out of her hair.

Id write down my number on a piece of paper and give it to her with some wild story of me finding a bank bag full of one hundred dollar bills and maybe she could hold it for me until it was safe to spend it. Write down a number like 911-3456 and 9 times out of 10 the dummies will dial it. Or ask her if its true that her tits, ass and brain are as fake as her phone number.

She will see you outside the club, your just not offering enough money to help her yet. Just make sure her low life boy friend doesnt see you outside the club too.

Neither. The mind matters more. If she doesnt have a naughty mind to appeal to your naughty thoughts than you might as well jack off to the fold out of playboy. Unless of course you think you can keep her happy forever and in that case its definitly the body. I suggest a good taxidermist and spot over the fireplace to mount your trophy.

I think to french kiss a stripper and then ask for a phone number is really stupid. At least have sex with her after the french kiss before you get serious and want her phone number. If shes a great kisser but lousy at sex, then why would you want her phone number anyway. Geesh, some of you guys are so horny that you cant think strait.

How much does a damn puppy cost in your area anyway? If you want to buy affection and intimacy from a dancer than it just depends on how quick the blood leaves your big head and goes to your little head. Most men it takes only a dollar two ninty eight. If your smart though, just ask the dancer if she will have sex with you for a million dollars. After she says yes then ask if she would have sex with you for $10. When she says no that shes not that type of girl then tell her you have already determined the type girl she is, now you are just negotiating the price. A good rule of thumb is that about 80% of strippers will have sex for money some time during their career as a dancer. Obviously some belong to the 80% club longer than others. At any given time about 20% of dancers working in a club will have sex for money. The hourly rate will vary but in most areas of the country you can look online at various escort sites and see the going rates. Normally between $150 and $300.