Reviews by Raincoat

BYOB, continuous nude girls dancing and hands-on lappers. What's not to like? Well you know me, I'll always find something. Well its not close to anything. They didn't have the AC running even though they…

Oh the sacrafices I make in the name of research. I only had a couple of hours to spare early on a Monday. They open at 5:30 pm but apparently the dancers don't dance until…

KOD continues its slide. Fewer dancers but still a dozen or so hot girls that dance completely nude with bright lights. If you love looking at pussy, then you'll like this place. Table dances are…

I stopped in on a whim late on Thursday. I am pleased to report that this place is making a comeback. $10 bucks to get in and that include one fountain drink. I counted over…

Don't rule this place out. Yes it's basically a neighborhood bar with stage in the backroom. Neighborhood people including women use the place like it was a regular bar. There is no cover and you…

Arrived at 5:00 on a Friday night. I was disappointed to find 2 has-been blonde dancers and 7 skanky black chicks. The place was dark like an old Cicero club. Girls danced topless on a…

I visited KOD on three consecutive weeknights. On Tuesday around 10:00 pm I was disappointed to find that business is way down and they weren't using the upper stage. I prefer to walk past the…

This steel box of a building is 1000 sq. ft. of high energy fun. Visited on a Thursday night. 10 girls all 8's 9's or 10's were working. A couple guys got roughed-up on stage…

I arrived early on a Wednesday evening and was very disappointed. BYOB and hands on lappers, but I still have to rate it a 6, I can't believe it myself. Dancers were mediocre an not…

I arrived at midnight on a Tuesday with great anticipation as I have always been a big fan of So-Co. Admission is $10 (technically for parking lot access) and you bring your own beer which…

Arrived about midnight on a Friday night. This is a rather unusual strip club experience. The dancers are in a sort of pit and most go nude and take dollar tips between their tits. Some…

I haven't been here for quite a while but I thought I needed to correct Plato's "bad neighborhood" comment. This is actually one of the most upscale neighborhoods in America. Plato must be from Pluto,…

Went to Deja Vu a second night and it was like I had walked into a different club than the night before. They had all the girls from Tuesday night plus several more and I…

Arriving at 9:00 on a Tuesday evening I used my downloaded coupon for free admission and was pleasantly surprised that non-alcoholic (the only kind) beverages were only 2 or 3 dollars and water was free.…

I downloaded a free pass from their website, but they still charge $10 to get in which is supposed to cover your nonalcoholic (the only kind available) beverages for the evening. I ordered a water…

This place is an island of integrity surrounded by a sea of tourist schlock. In spite of its proximity to the strip, this place has the feel of a neigborhood bar complete with a pool…

I went there early on a Tuesday evening and paid the $3 cover. A beer was $3.50 as I recall. They had 5 girls working and they ranged from about 6 to 8 in the…

Stopped in late on a Tuesday night, and found 7 hotties - consistently 8's and 9's with one 6 quality. They only dance for two songs each. I like that because it helps to keep…

This no noncense joint is worth going out of your way. I was there on consecutive nights, Wed and Thursday. Based on the advice of Traveling man I arrived after 9:00 on both nights. They…

This is about the best that the twin cities have to offer. I like the sports bar atmosphere, it makes you feel a little less pathetic. I don't know how many girls are working but…

This place has the right formula and provides a sorely needed entertainment option for the Madison area. Thanks to a previous poster, I arrived before 7:00 pm to save the cover charge. There were only…

I hadn't been there since they moved from Lake Street and after reading the hype on this site I thought that it might be worth a try. I went on a Tuesday around 7:00 pm.…

I was there on a Tuesday night and the place was hopping. At least two girls on stage at a time and they get right down to business. All girls in the 8-10 range and…

Sapphires is has a classic "gentlemen's club" appearance on the inside. Seven bucks to enter and they have a full bar. Four dollar pints of beer seemed reasonable. They had a dozen girls working on…

This no nonsence club is what a strip joint should be. No cover, cheap drinks and the girls are friendly and OK looking, not models but nothing gross. Lapdances for a sawbuck are as good…