Reviews by Raincoat

I visited on 2-for-1 Tuesday for about 4 hours. They had 9 dancers on the early shift and and 20 on the late shift. About 60% have enhanced tits so you have to be selective…

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon - what should be the worst day for any club. I still had a good time. You can't beat the hot looking wait staff. Admission was only $1 offsetting…

Stopped in at lunch time on a Thursday. They had about 10 dancers working which outnumbered the guys. Most dancers worked quite hard to keep the energy level up, but they varied widely in looks,…

This no no no noncense club has improved over the years. I stopped in mid-afternoon on a Friday and had lunch plus three beers for a total of $11. They had 6 girls working. The…

First, the previous review had a typo - the cover charge ranges from $1 to $3. Also, even though Baby Dolls is probably the best topless club in the US, a topless club should never…

Anticipating high prices I had stopped at the Edge-o-dells bar across the street and had a decent dinner and cheap drinks while ogling the hot waitstaff. I was pleasantly surprised when I got to Chubbies.…

A nice full service bar with pool tables. No cover before 7:00 and drink prices are similar to other establishments. Strip show is more like an old fashioned burlesque. They start out wearing more than…

I arrived very late on a Tuesday night and found mostly black dancers and black clientele. The replaced all of the chairs with swivel office chairs - weird. One dancer was Godawful ugly but two…

I arrived about 9:00 on Thursday and there were only a few patrons, and they already had 2 girls dancing at a time. The on-stage dancers got their panties off in the first minute and…

I visited on a Wednesday night for the once-per-month amateur night. They had 10 amateurs and most were hot. An unusual move was to charge $20 to be a judge which means you get to…

Thursday night at 10:00 had very few patrons and 7 girls in the 6-8 range. Nice figures but these girls are a little rougher looking than at King of Diamonds. However it's usually those rougher…

I spent about four hours here on a Tuesday night. They had about 25 girls in the 6 - 10 quality range and mostly at the upper end of that scale. There have been a…

First, I want to correct previous statements that indicate that this place is in the middle of nowhere. Yes, it is in a tiny town north of Appleton, but it is only 3 miles north…

I've dropped my rating to 8 from my previous review where I rated it a 9. They still have some drop-dead gorgeous dancers and many with average looks but they seem to have added some…

I stopped in around 10 pm on a Wednesday. It wasn't as exciting as my last visit when I rated it a 9 which might have been a little high. A 7 rating might be…

I visited at 2:00 in the afternoon on a Wednesday. I had high hopes based on Tuscl reviews but I was disappointed. No alcohol, I knew that. Stage show is topless only and they have…

The club is located near the entrance to Cascade Mountain so it get busier when skiers finish for the evening. It's 40 miles from Madison so that's quite a hall. I visited early on a…

Visited on a Wednesday night after a one year absence. 8 girls dancing with a wide quality range of 4 to 8. They dance a short set of 2 songs so if an ugly one…

$12 to get in instead of the $10 charged by similar Iowa clubs. $25 2-way contact dances compared with $20 at some of the competition. However, on this Monday night dances were 2-for-1 so I…

Totally nude, bring your own beer, and 2-way laps. You can't rate that less than a 7. However, on this Monday night the 6 girls were from the B team. The lappers could be more…

I visited very late on a Wednesday night. This is a regular bar with a $3 cover and $3 beers so the girls wear g-strings and carefully applied band-aids on their nipples. The stage show…

On Thursdays they wave the usual $10 admission if you are wearing a same night armband from another club. So I checked it out, you know, for you guys. Bring your own beer. This hole-in-the-wall…

I visited on Saturday night this time and found it to be less fun the my previous mid-week experience although it still rates a solids 7. Its the usual Iowa $10 admission and bring your…

Minx tries to be a true gentlemens club as opposed to Lumberyard that has more of a party atmosphere. The girls sit with you for a while before taking you to the back for a…

I visited Lumberyard on a Thursday evening 8:00 pm until about midnight. On Thursdays girls get in for free so I was hoping for lots of girls-gone-wild action and I wasn't disappointed. Lots of young…