I visited at 2:00 in the...

I visited at 2:00 in the afternoon on a Wednesday. I had high hopes based on Tuscl reviews but I was disappointed. No alcohol, I knew that. Stage show is topless only and they have giant band-aids over their nipples. They don't always have a girl on stage. Six girls working ranging from 6 to 8 in quality.

I knew this place was more about the private dances but even that didn't live up to the hype. I bought the 3 for $55 with Paris. You get unlimited tit play, so that's a big plus for Chicagoland. However, there wasn't sufficient grinding or creative work on her part. The third dance is nude and it is very sensual as she displays her slit and then slowly moves it down over the towel that is covering Mr. Happy. No hard grinding, no stick shifting, not much tit to crotch action, and no happy ending. You guys that prefer private rooms will like these rooms because they are very private.

Of course I like the hands on experience, but that's all this place has going for it. Don't go for the stage experience and $55 is a big investment for a less than perfect lapper, even if it lasts for three songs.