Reviews by Raincoat

Prompted by an ad for an amateur contest called "Virgins Night" with a $3,000 prize I hustled to get there by 6:00pm, the advertised time for the contest. I paid the $6 cover and had…

I was pleasantly surprised to find that they offer unadvertised 2-for-1 dances on Thursdays. The girls all asked for a tip since they are only getting $10 per dance, but they aren't pushy about it.…

I visited on a Thursday for Mardis Gras night. The girls go nude, but pussy shots are fleeting and it is too see the goodies anyway. Every dancer had fake tits, and none can be…

Arrived at 6:00 pm on a Sunday but the first dancer didn't start until 6:40. In the future I won't arrive during the first hour after opening to avoid that problem. Tuxedos is BYOB like…

I visited the day after St. Pats day so I suppose all clubs were somewhat dead as everyone was recovering from the night before. I paid my $7 admission and in the first 15 minutes…

You would expect a Monday night to be bad, and indeed there were not many in the audience. However, there was a wide variety of dancers. The highlight of the evening was a business-suited 30-something…

There are several great clubs in Des Moines and Minx is a very one. With a minimum age of 21 it markets itself well to the traveling businessman, with an upscale atmosphere and chatty dancers.…

It was a strange Thursday night with 12 girls working and as few as 2 patrons. All of the girls were attractive, although the choice was generally between silicone tits or saggy tits. I liked…

I visited late on a Wednesday evening. Entrance cost $20 and included a free soft drink. The "Wouldja like to buy the lady a drink?" question happened every time a dancer sat next to me,…

I visited from about 9:00 pm until midnight on Monday. This is without a doubt the friendliest bar that I have ever been - any kind of bar. Female customers sat with me and joked…

The review below by Officer is so complete that mine will seem like little more than a summary. I visited from 10:00 pm until midnight on a Wednesday, my first visit since the crackdown. Admission…

It was early on a Tuesday evening and Tuxedos opens earlier than other clubs. Kylie, the extremely over the top beautiful 19-year-old was not working, but Jade and a couple of other young beauties helped…

I visited after 10:00 on a Wednesday night. They had dozens of girls working. Excellent lighting, good sound system, flat panel TV's, and smoke machine all help in keeping the energy level up. Female visitors…

I visited on Wednesday night staying until near midnight. After 10:00 female customer began walking around asking for beads that guys bough for a buck each. A trio of young co-eds walked around together and…

I arrived about 10 pm hoping for the Thursday night wild party that I had previously experienced. Unfortunately, bead night had been moved to Friday and "half-price for women night" had been moved to Wednesday. It…

I had some free time on a Tuesday afternoon and Tuxedo's opens at 3:00, the earliest of any club in the area. They had 8 fine looking dancers in the 8-10 range. This place specializes…

A special thanks to dennyspade for bringing this long running "fashion show" format bar to my attention. I hadn't been here in over a decade and never would have guessed that it is still doing…

Hobbyists looking for extras will love this place, especially if you like overweight women, even more so if you are into overweight black women. It is an absolute dump with drop-cloths used for partitions. $3…

I went to Tuxedos early on a Thursday because it's the first Quad City club to open. This club is underrated, probably because of the stiff competition in this area. They had eight strippers working,…

I visited on a Wednesday night for the amateur contest that typically draws a lot of young men and women to watch the girlfriends compete. They had four young contestants. This time they all wore…

This place continues to have the most confusing price structure anywhere. You can by an armband for entry to the backroom as part of your admission, but you can also buy it later if you…

Not a strip club, but they have nude (that's right, NUDE) female bartenders from 3:00 til 9:00 everynight. The lighting isn't flattering and the women aren't especially beautiful except for Nikki, a 19-year-old beauty with…

Their ad says that dancers begin at 7pm but they don't actually begin until 9pm. Two dancers at 9:00 on a Wednesday. One young and hot, the other neither. Neither was dancing. They discourage the…

A solid 9, my highest rating for a topless club. On a Wednesday night they had about 50 girls, all sufficiently young and good looking (all white Asian or Hispanic), and a high percentage of…

Now I've seen everything. I visited on a Thursday night which is ladies night - women get in free and college ID gets you in for half price ($10 bucks for the rest of us).…