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review
published 15 yrs ago
No answer on the taped list...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

3.7

No answer on the taped list of the dancing schedule nor on the through line for at least four days in a row. Out of business? I hope not. It isn't my favorite…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Club in decline for some time....the...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

4.0

Club in decline for some time....the luster is gone.

Expensive alcohol, brusque floor staff, ok food. Stage layout upstairs better than downstairs but jammed with tables and chairs making movement awkward and comfort while sitting difficult.…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Every once in a while I...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

5.0

Every once in a while I drop in here and see nothing special about the place.

Dancers tend to be older....jaded....not interested in customers for the most part (unless you've established a history of carrying…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Continues to go downhill. Will...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

3.3

Continues to go downhill. Will ultimately go bust. Girls are marginal...clearly past their prime....some downright stockyard material. And there seem to be many fewer dancers here than there used to be. Not much to…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Much to like here. Perhaps the...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

7.3

Much to like here. Perhaps the best club in the DC area. Attractive, friendly girls. Responsive, team-oriented support staff of waitresses, bartenders, bouncers, etc. Very well-managed club.

Layout is a small problem as some stages are…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Physical plant remains dumpy....not well maintained...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

4.0

Physical plant remains dumpy....not well maintained and "decorating" is a nightmare....and place just isn't kept clean.

But girls--at least some of them--are of interest. Now, everyone's got different tastes, but the predominant theme here among the…

review
published 16 yrs ago
A Washington instituition. But it has...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

4.7

A Washington instituition. But it has little competition in DC though Archibalds has risen to its equal in recent years.

Older girls. But they've taken excellent care of themselves, ya gotta give them that.

Club is…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Ok, general consensus is that this...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

6.0

Ok, general consensus is that this is the King of Blubs in DC, and I have popped in for years to keep on top of things. Wouldn't want to miss a club evolving into something…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Very unattractive women. I had heard...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

1.7

Very unattractive women. I had heard some attractive women who had been fired by other clubs for character issues were working here now but there was noone dancing I found attractive. Some downright pug-uglies.

The…

review
published 16 yrs ago
This place needs a re-do. Somebody...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

4.3

This place needs a re-do. Somebody get in touch with ABC's Extreme Makeover: Strip Club Edition.

Start with the girls. Some beauties here. But just as many or more who are hard to look at.…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Remains grossly overpriced. They seemingly have cut...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

4.3

Remains grossly overpriced.

They seemingly have cut the number of dancers per shift. They have some quite attractive dancers and some others that need to be banished to the Royal Palace or the scullery.

Music is MUCH…

review
published 16 yrs ago
This place continues to improve. They...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

7.0

This place continues to improve. They got rid of most of the Russian girls who detracted from the experience. And they've hired a large number of new dancers--pretty attractive group. So kudos to Archibald for…