Reviews by JackOlantern

No answer on the taped list of the dancing schedule nor on the through line for at least four days in a row. Out of business? I hope not. It isn't my favorite…

Club in decline for some time....the luster is gone. Expensive alcohol, brusque floor staff, ok food. Stage layout upstairs better than downstairs but jammed with tables and chairs making movement awkward and comfort while sitting difficult.…

Every once in a while I drop in here and see nothing special about the place. Dancers tend to be older....jaded....not interested in customers for the most part (unless you've established a history of carrying…

Continues to go downhill. Will ultimately go bust. Girls are marginal...clearly past their prime....some downright stockyard material. And there seem to be many fewer dancers here than there used to be. Not much to…

Much to like here. Perhaps the best club in the DC area. Attractive, friendly girls. Responsive, team-oriented support staff of waitresses, bartenders, bouncers, etc. Very well-managed club. Layout is a small problem as some stages are…

Physical plant remains dumpy....not well maintained and "decorating" is a nightmare....and place just isn't kept clean. But girls--at least some of them--are of interest. Now, everyone's got different tastes, but the predominant theme here among the…

A Washington instituition. But it has little competition in DC though Archibalds has risen to its equal in recent years. Older girls. But they've taken excellent care of themselves, ya gotta give them that. Club is…

Ok, general consensus is that this is the King of Blubs in DC, and I have popped in for years to keep on top of things. Wouldn't want to miss a club evolving into something…

Very unattractive women. I had heard some attractive women who had been fired by other clubs for character issues were working here now but there was noone dancing I found attractive. Some downright pug-uglies. The…

This place needs a re-do. Somebody get in touch with ABC's Extreme Makeover: Strip Club Edition. Start with the girls. Some beauties here. But just as many or more who are hard to look at.…

Remains grossly overpriced. They seemingly have cut the number of dancers per shift. They have some quite attractive dancers and some others that need to be banished to the Royal Palace or the scullery. Music is MUCH…

This place continues to improve. They got rid of most of the Russian girls who detracted from the experience. And they've hired a large number of new dancers--pretty attractive group. So kudos to Archibald for…

Very few girls present. Reasonably attractive though. Didn't strike me as a good investment, however. Club is dark, fairly clean physical environment, fairly high hustle factor....particularly trying to upsell one to the useless champagne room or…

Someone else described this club as seedy. Ridiculous. Traditonally a high class club. Attractive dancers, good food, overpriced but not as overprieced as other clubs, nice waitresses, well-run by management. Good location, too. Safe and convenient. Small…

Hadn't been in here in about six months as the quality of the dancers had deteriorated, making me reluctant to spend my money here. Went in a couple times this past week to check on…

Been some time since I have been in here....little has changed though. BUT THE PRICES SURE HAVE ! Extremely expensive drinks. Near-dump atmosphere (not as bad as the "Palace" though). MUSIC M U C…

Well, they've added a few new girls who are attractive ! But that's all that's good that can be said about this very downscale place. Funny that it is downscale but perhaps the most expensive…

Stopped in recently to see if Good Guys had upgraded their dancers since JP's fire. Alas, largely the same old crew of "used-looking," personalityless dancers. Fewer per shift, too, according to the one dancer…

Hadn't been in here in a number of years as I have been going to the DC clubs. But I revisited recently and found this club a disappointment. Girls were neither attractive nor unattractive...5's…

Attractive women though some have been at it too long. Va. law requires that not much is revealed--this doesn't bother me but could be a dealbreaker for many potential patrons. Dancers aren't particularly friendly. Don't…

Used to go to Camelot occasionally 5-10 years ago but didn't like it because the women had huge siliconized breasts. Not my cup of tea. After visiting there again recently a number of…

Revisited and found the same problems experienced over the summer. Fairly mediocre girls. And shifty crowd. Girls increasingly foreign. With lesser language skills and little understanding of American culture, so much for the chances of…

Almost as bad as it could be. Largely unattractive women. Expensive drinks. Ripoffs by waitreses and dancers. Low-class crowd, particularly on wknds. Lousy music. Poor lighting. Poorly maintained, quite filthy (in a bad way!) premises. I have a friend who works…

Have visited here twice in the last few weeks....quality of girls has deteriorated further. Disappointingly, each time 5 or 6 of approximately 12 girls working were Russian. People should be judged as individuals…

Well, duh, of course the dancers are going to sit and talk with regular customers. In addition to making economic sense for the girls to choose to sit with people who tip them regularly…