JackOlantern

Reviews by JackOlantern

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14 years ago
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007
No answer on the taped list...
No answer on the taped list of the dancing schedule nor on the through line for at least four days in a row. Out of business? I hope not. It isn't my...
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14 years ago
Camelot
1823 M St NW Washington, DC 20036
Club in decline for some time....the...
Club in decline for some time....the luster is gone. Expensive alcohol, brusque floor staff, ok food. Stage layout upstairs better than downstairs but jammed with tables and chairs making movement awkward and comfort while sitting...
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14 years ago
Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202
Every once in a while I...
Every once in a while I drop in here and see nothing special about the place. Dancers tend to be older....jaded....not interested in customers for the most part (unless you've established a history of...
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15 years ago
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007
Continues to go downhill. Will...
Continues to go downhill. Will ultimately go bust. Girls are marginal...clearly past their prime....some downright stockyard material. And there seem to be many fewer dancers here than there used to be. Not much...
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15 years ago
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW Washington, DC 20005
Much to like here. Perhaps the...
Much to like here. Perhaps the best club in the DC area. Attractive, friendly girls. Responsive, team-oriented support staff of waitresses, bartenders, bouncers, etc. Very well-managed club. Layout is a small problem as some stages...
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15 years ago
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007
Physical plant remains dumpy....not well maintained...
Physical plant remains dumpy....not well maintained and "decorating" is a nightmare....and place just isn't kept clean. But girls--at least some of them--are of interest. Now, everyone's got different tastes, but the predominant theme here among...
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15 years ago
Camelot
1823 M St NW Washington, DC 20036
A Washington instituition. But it has...
A Washington instituition. But it has little competition in DC though Archibalds has risen to its equal in recent years. Older girls. But they've taken excellent care of themselves, ya gotta give them that. Club...
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15 years ago
Camelot
1823 M St NW Washington, DC 20036
Ok, general consensus is that this...
Ok, general consensus is that this is the King of Blubs in DC, and I have popped in for years to keep on top of things. Wouldn't want to miss a club evolving into...
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15 years ago
Royal Palace
1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009
Very unattractive women. I had heard...
Very unattractive women. I had heard some attractive women who had been fired by other clubs for character issues were working here now but there was noone dancing I found attractive. Some downright...
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15 years ago
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007
This place needs a re-do. Somebody...
This place needs a re-do. Somebody get in touch with ABC's Extreme Makeover: Strip Club Edition. Start with the girls. Some beauties here. But just as many or more who are hard to look at....
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16 years ago
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007
Remains grossly overpriced. They seemingly have cut...
Remains grossly overpriced. They seemingly have cut the number of dancers per shift. They have some quite attractive dancers and some others that need to be banished to the Royal Palace or the scullery. Music is...
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16 years ago
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW Washington, DC 20005
This place continues to improve. They...
This place continues to improve. They got rid of most of the Russian girls who detracted from the experience. And they've hired a large number of new dancers--pretty attractive group. So kudos to Archibald...
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16 years ago
2001 Odyssey
2309 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
Very few girls present. Reasonably attractive...
Very few girls present. Reasonably attractive though. Didn't strike me as a good investment, however. Club is dark, fairly clean physical environment, fairly high hustle factor....particularly trying to upsell one to the useless champagne room...
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16 years ago
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW Washington, DC 20005
Someone else described this club as...
Someone else described this club as seedy. Ridiculous. Traditonally a high class club. Attractive dancers, good food, overpriced but not as overprieced as other clubs, nice waitresses, well-run by management. Good location, too. Safe and convenient....
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16 years ago
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW Washington, DC 20005
Hadn't been in here in about...
Hadn't been in here in about six months as the quality of the dancers had deteriorated, making me reluctant to spend my money here. Went in a couple times this past week to check...
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16 years ago
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007
Been some time since I have...
Been some time since I have been in here....little has changed though. BUT THE PRICES SURE HAVE ! Extremely expensive drinks. Near-dump atmosphere (not as bad as the "Palace" though). MUSIC M U...
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16 years ago
Royal Palace
1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009
Well, they've added a few new...
Well, they've added a few new girls who are attractive ! But that's all that's good that can be said about this very downscale place. Funny that it is downscale but perhaps the most...
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16 years ago
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007
Stopped in recently to see if...
Stopped in recently to see if Good Guys had upgraded their dancers since JP's fire. Alas, largely the same old crew of "used-looking," personalityless dancers. Fewer per shift, too, according to the one...
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16 years ago
1320 II
7037 Brookfield Plaza, Springfield, VA 22150, USA*
Hadn't been in here in a...
Hadn't been in here in a number of years as I have been going to the DC clubs. But I revisited recently and found this club a disappointment. Girls were neither attractive nor...
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17 years ago
Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202
Attractive women though some have been...
Attractive women though some have been at it too long. Va. law requires that not much is revealed--this doesn't bother me but could be a dealbreaker for many potential patrons. Dancers aren't particularly friendly....
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17 years ago
Camelot
1823 M St NW Washington, DC 20036
Used to go to Camelot occasionally...
Used to go to Camelot occasionally 5-10 years ago but didn't like it because the women had huge siliconized breasts. Not my cup of tea. After visiting there again recently a number...
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17 years ago
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW Washington, DC 20005
Revisited and found the same problems...
Revisited and found the same problems experienced over the summer. Fairly mediocre girls. And shifty crowd. Girls increasingly foreign. With lesser language skills and little understanding of American culture, so much for the chances...
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17 years ago
Royal Palace
1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009
Almost as bad as it could...
Almost as bad as it could be. Largely unattractive women. Expensive drinks. Ripoffs by waitreses and dancers. Low-class crowd, particularly on wknds. Lousy music. Poor lighting. Poorly maintained, quite filthy (in a bad way!) premises. I have a friend who...
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17 years ago
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW Washington, DC 20007
Well, duh, of course the dancers...
Well, duh, of course the dancers are going to sit and talk with regular customers. In addition to making economic sense for the girls to choose to sit with people who tip them...