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Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
No answer on the taped list of the dancing schedule nor on the through line for at least four days in a row. Out of business? I hope not. It isn't my favorite…
JackOlantern· 16 yrs ago 1Camelot
Washington, D.C., DC
Club in decline for some time....the luster is gone. Expensive alcohol, brusque floor staff, ok food. Stage layout upstairs better than downstairs but jammed with tables and chairs making movement awkward and comfort while sitting difficult.…
JackOlantern· 16 yrs ago 3Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
Arlington, VA
Every once in a while I drop in here and see nothing special about the place. Dancers tend to be older....jaded....not interested in customers for the most part (unless you've established a history of carrying…
JackOlantern· 16 yrs ago 2Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
Continues to go downhill. Will ultimately go bust. Girls are marginal...clearly past their prime....some downright stockyard material. And there seem to be many fewer dancers here than there used to be. Not much to…
JackOlantern· 16 yrs ago 2Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
Much to like here. Perhaps the best club in the DC area. Attractive, friendly girls. Responsive, team-oriented support staff of waitresses, bartenders, bouncers, etc. Very well-managed club. Layout is a small problem as some stages are…
JackOlantern· 16 yrs ago 1Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
Physical plant remains dumpy....not well maintained and "decorating" is a nightmare....and place just isn't kept clean. But girls--at least some of them--are of interest. Now, everyone's got different tastes, but the predominant theme here among the…
JackOlantern· 17 yrs ago 3Camelot
Washington, D.C., DC
A Washington instituition. But it has little competition in DC though Archibalds has risen to its equal in recent years. Older girls. But they've taken excellent care of themselves, ya gotta give them that. Club is…
JackOlantern· 17 yrs ago 2Camelot
Washington, D.C., DC
Ok, general consensus is that this is the King of Blubs in DC, and I have popped in for years to keep on top of things. Wouldn't want to miss a club evolving into something…
JackOlantern· 17 yrs ago 3Royal Palace
Washington, D.C., DC
Very unattractive women. I had heard some attractive women who had been fired by other clubs for character issues were working here now but there was noone dancing I found attractive. Some downright pug-uglies. The…
JackOlantern· 17 yrs ago 3Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
This place needs a re-do. Somebody get in touch with ABC's Extreme Makeover: Strip Club Edition. Start with the girls. Some beauties here. But just as many or more who are hard to look at.…
JackOlantern· 17 yrs ago 3Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
Remains grossly overpriced. They seemingly have cut the number of dancers per shift. They have some quite attractive dancers and some others that need to be banished to the Royal Palace or the scullery. Music is MUCH…
JackOlantern· 17 yrs ago 4Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
This place continues to improve. They got rid of most of the Russian girls who detracted from the experience. And they've hired a large number of new dancers--pretty attractive group. So kudos to Archibald for…
JackOlantern· 17 yrs ago 22001 Odyssey
Tampa, FL
Very few girls present. Reasonably attractive though. Didn't strike me as a good investment, however. Club is dark, fairly clean physical environment, fairly high hustle factor....particularly trying to upsell one to the useless champagne room or…
JackOlantern· 17 yrs ago 2Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
Someone else described this club as seedy. Ridiculous. Traditonally a high class club. Attractive dancers, good food, overpriced but not as overprieced as other clubs, nice waitresses, well-run by management. Good location, too. Safe and convenient. Small…
JackOlantern· 17 yrs ago 3Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
Hadn't been in here in about six months as the quality of the dancers had deteriorated, making me reluctant to spend my money here. Went in a couple times this past week to check on…
JackOlantern· 18 yrs ago 2Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
Been some time since I have been in here....little has changed though. BUT THE PRICES SURE HAVE ! Extremely expensive drinks. Near-dump atmosphere (not as bad as the "Palace" though). MUSIC M U C…
JackOlantern· 18 yrs ago 3Royal Palace
Washington, D.C., DC
Well, they've added a few new girls who are attractive ! But that's all that's good that can be said about this very downscale place. Funny that it is downscale but perhaps the most expensive…
JackOlantern· 18 yrs ago 3Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
Stopped in recently to see if Good Guys had upgraded their dancers since JP's fire. Alas, largely the same old crew of "used-looking," personalityless dancers. Fewer per shift, too, according to the one dancer…
JackOlantern· 18 yrs ago 21320 II
Springfield, VA
Hadn't been in here in a number of years as I have been going to the DC clubs. But I revisited recently and found this club a disappointment. Girls were neither attractive nor unattractive...5's…
JackOlantern· 18 yrs ago 2Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
Arlington, VA
Attractive women though some have been at it too long. Va. law requires that not much is revealed--this doesn't bother me but could be a dealbreaker for many potential patrons. Dancers aren't particularly friendly. Don't…
JackOlantern· 18 yrs ago 2Camelot
Washington, D.C., DC
Used to go to Camelot occasionally 5-10 years ago but didn't like it because the women had huge siliconized breasts. Not my cup of tea. After visiting there again recently a number of…
JackOlantern· 18 yrs ago 3Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
Revisited and found the same problems experienced over the summer. Fairly mediocre girls. And shifty crowd. Girls increasingly foreign. With lesser language skills and little understanding of American culture, so much for the chances of…
JackOlantern· 18 yrs ago 2Royal Palace
Washington, D.C., DC
Almost as bad as it could be. Largely unattractive women. Expensive drinks. Ripoffs by waitreses and dancers. Low-class crowd, particularly on wknds. Lousy music. Poor lighting. Poorly maintained, quite filthy (in a bad way!) premises. I have a friend who works…
JackOlantern· 18 yrs ago 1Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
Have visited here twice in the last few weeks....quality of girls has deteriorated further. Disappointingly, each time 5 or 6 of approximately 12 girls working were Russian. People should be judged as individuals…
JackOlantern· 19 yrs agoJP's
Washington, D.C., DC
Well, duh, of course the dancers are going to sit and talk with regular customers. In addition to making economic sense for the girls to choose to sit with people who tip them regularly…
JackOlantern· 19 yrs ago 2
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