tuscl

Reviews

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published 17 yrs ago
Well, duh, of course the dancers...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

7.0

Well, duh, of course the dancers are going to sit and talk with regular customers. In addition to making economic sense for the girls to choose to sit with people who tip them regularly…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Change in management has made dancers...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

4.0

Change in management has made dancers less miserable--a positive step.

However, prices for the basic alcohol I consume have risen from %6.50 each to $9.50 each in a matter of months. Amazing ! (Amazing in…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Ut-oh.....talented female general manager who improved...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

5.0

Ut-oh.....talented female general manager who improved this place a lot apparently let go (reputedly for valid reasons) and the club has slidden quickly....many (not all) appealing dancers are no longer here, at least for now,…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Club is on upswing from its...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

7.0

Club is on upswing from its nadir. They have improved the quality of the girls significantly. Prices for drinks are now reasonable after having been much too high for years. Waitresses, bartenders,…

review
published 18 yrs ago
This is one of the best...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

7.0

This is one of the best clubs in DC (for what that's worth--DC is pretty tame.)

Girls are attractive, friendly, and, YES, they do take their clothes off despite the prior reveiwer's insistence they…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Reasaonably attractive women.....but they're always so...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

5.0

Reasaonably attractive women.....but they're always so darn unhappy compared to other clubs in DC. Always complaining (or crying) about management's latest mind-control tactics to keep them off-kilter.
So if you enjoy sitting with women in…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Woman #1: fat and bubbling with...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

2.0

Woman #1: fat and bubbling with cellulite.....40ish.....gray teeth, look like they're dying

Woman #2: snaggletoothed, hair falling out, smelly

Woman #3 incoherent, more like from drugs than alcohol.....said one of the other dancers was her mother

Woman…

review
published 18 yrs ago
It is sad to see an...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

3.0

It is sad to see an old favorite decline to painful lows.

Still some nice girls....still some fairly attractive girls....but tooo few these days. Sometimes just a handful of girls working.

So not enough girls...and increasing…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Club sits there virutally empty a...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

5.0

Club sits there virutally empty a lot of the time. A shame. Some aspects of JP's make it the best club in town. And some aspects of it are awful.

The good....friendlyt people....a…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Well, a lot to recap....I come...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

5.0

Well, a lot to recap....I come here at least once a week while in town regularly on business and have done so for two years.

First floor remake is still a work in progress. Main…