Reviews by Banana Boy

Walk south down Market Street and right when things start getting skeezy, there's the Crazy Horse Theater. I paid $25 admission in the late afternoon but the entry fee varies. This is an old movie…

I make the rounds of clubs every time I'm in SF and MBOT seems to get worse while other area clubs stay pretty much the same. It used to be known for high-mileage, anything goes…

The Admiral used to be a fabulous club, definitely one of the best in the Chicago area for many years. However, changes talent and offerings by other clubs in the suburbs have taken the shine…

MBOT by far the most interesting club in San Francisco. The history of the place is fascinating, filled with stories of excess, sex, drugs and murder. But aside from all that it is the only…

The best club in the Chicago area if you're into contact dances. It's quite a drive from Chicago, about 30 minutes from downtown and the tolls will cost you $3.00 each way. At this point…

The Cheetah really is the nicest club in Atlanta. It's surpasses all the other clubs in town when it comes to decor, service and quality of women. However, that's not to say it's a great…

Went here Friday night. If you have a car, it's not hard to get to since it's right off of I-285. I had to cab it there and the fare from my hotel airport was…

This is not a large club, not cheap either. The dancers don't go full nude and the VIP section is a joke. There are two things this club has going for it: Alcohol and above…

Driving to this club is easy. It's just outside of Chicago and easy to get to via the highway. As you drive up, you'll need to use the $5 valet service. There's no customer accessible…