Went here Friday night. If you...

Went here Friday night. If you have a car, it's not hard to get to since it's right off of I-285. I had to cab it there and the fare from my hotel airport was $23 each way plus tip. Cabbies in Atlanta really should know their city a little better because I had to give directions to both my drivers on how to get from A to B. Hotels and strip clubs should be the first thing they learn, right? BTW, parking in the lot is free, no valet.

Paid $10 cover. Lobby is small and dirty, bad sign. Interior is well lit by plenty of neon circling the room and the stage lights but overall it's really tacky. I think they took a Shoney's and made it into a titty bar. The ceiling is sloped, painted black. Walls are painted yellow and in places there are mirrors. Technically there are four stages: the main stage is centered near the front of the building. Stages 1 and 2 are closer to the center of the floor but situated left and right. The fourth stage is the bar and it's a wraparound bar so the table where you place your drinks is the same platform on which the dancers are stepping. I bet a lot of drinks get knocked over. If you don't want to sit at the bar, there are table seats, seats against the wall and seats at the stages.

The girls in this place is a real mixed bag. Good news: two 8's. Bad news: every other girl was between 5 and 2! I'm telling you, the are some really fat chicks working here. Apparently there's no weight limit imposed on the the dancers or the wait staff. Tattoos aplenty. Piercing, bruises, boob jobs? Yes, yes and no. Didn't spot any fakers. In addition, the clientel was pretty lowbrow as well. I don't have anything against rednecks as people, but this place is Hazzard County minus Daisy Duke. Lots of Mexicans too. (No offense if you're Mexican.)