Reviews by Hanky Panky

Checked out 939 on Saturday night with some pals. I've come to understand that the best looking (and youngest) dancers are here. I have yet to check out Rock Za and Club Femme…

My friend in town convinced me to check out Gold Club. Been a while since I've been to a strip club having been thoroughly spoiled by Texas clubs over the years. So keep…

Yellow Rose is often touted as the best club in Austin. I don't happen to agree. I place Perfect 10s and Palazio firmly above this club for several reasons. Some make the…

Perfect 10s (aka P10s) is still probably the best club in Austin overall. It has held this title for a good 15 years now (since Dell started taking off up in Round Rock). The…

Palazio is the best choice club in south Austin. There are 2, possibly 3 good clubs in Austin. Palazio is #2 in my book. P10 still has it beat with overall quality…

Hit the Men's Club in prime time, around 11pm on a Saturday night assuming the talent would be exceptional. Was pretty good. The ladies all around were a solid 8, one 9 and…

Popped into this club after visiting the Men's Club. Easy to get to, not to far off the main strip - short taxi ride. This club is definitely more the "locals" club in town.…

Probably not a lot needs to be said that hasn't already been said about Rhino Vegas. I think without question they have the largest quantity of super gorgeous dancers in the whole country -…

Checked out the legendary Mons last night. As usual, a fine selection of very attractive dancers. You can't go wrong here - one of the best clubs in the country. All in…

For the Denver area this is probably the best all-around club. I've visited several, not staying long enough to merit a review. SWs is in an extremely small building in my opinion.…

BDs used to be my favorite spot when I lived in Dallas 8 - 10 years ago. One could argue that much has changes (i.e. location, talent, play areas, restrictions, etc.) and you wouldn't…

XTC is an all nude, BYOB club located off-the-beaten-path in a bit of a ramshackle building. Definitely far from high-end. Not recommended for business travelers and/or high-end talent seekers. One word best…

This is still the top club in Austin if you're seeking the best looking dancers in an upscale environment. I'd also add that the girls are generally very playful as well. Surprisingly, not much has…

In comparison to the Candy Store, Curves definitely has the better looking dancers - clearly this is where the college coeds are dancing. That being said, in terms of decor, atmosphere, friendliness, etc. the…

Was in Tucson on business this week. Had to check out the Candy Store based on it's exceptionally consistent reviews. Sorry to say I was very disappointed with the talent. The girls ranged…

St. James has benefited from the recent LE activity at clubs like Treasures inside city limits. Many of the hottest dancers have moved here and there's a waiting list for those that waited to…

Undoubtedly the best club in the country for overall talent and selection. No less than 150 gorgeous women on any given night. Entry fee is $30, taxi ride is about $15 from the…

Sadly, thanks to newly enacted laws in Houston, constant LE raids and confusion, concern and uncertainty everywhere, Treasures has declined dramatically. Most of the hot girls are staying away, talks of Treasures going private…

Went last Friday night. As other reviewers have mentioned, the club is not the nicest, tucked away on a side street with a half gravel, half concrete parking lot. $25 entry during the…

Oy Vay.......while the decor inside this club trumps Visions and Fantasia (just slightly), the talent factor was...well....nada. I was accosted by a couple stoned dancers and told how miserable they were, how they hadn't done a…

As a frequent traveler and reviews of clubs all over North America, in the grand scheme of clubs.....well......stay at your hotel or find a regular club to hang out at. Understanding of course, that Huntsville is…

Maybe there's action here which accounts for all the high reviews. It took me about 15-minutes on a Thursday night around 9pm to determine this wasn't the place for out-of-towners. This place is waayyyyyy off…

The stories of the demise of Treasures are overblown and frankly, hard for me to believe. I've been back both days and nights at least 10 times this year including last weekend (9/2/2007).…

Spearmint Rhino has apparently attracted most of the premium talent as evidenced by my recent visit. Rumor had it that Deja Vu was also doing well with talent. I had previously visited Cheetah's…

Sadly, the demise of Cheetah's Las Vegas is true. What a waste of $20 to enter and find very very average talent. Girls ranged from 4-7 with most clearly 5s. Not happy…