Reviews

Sadly, the demise of Cheetah's Las Vegas is true. What a waste of $20 to enter and find very very average talent. Girls ranged from 4-7 with most clearly 5s. Not happy…

Well, good ol' Michaels is starting to make a minor comeback. Gone are the days of the free private booths and the talent level, while never outstanding, has slipped a bit as well.…

Had to write yet another review of the best club in the Country, hands down. I read many of the prior reviews and cringe at many of the comments "too much hustle", "couldn't find…

I have very mixed feelings about reviewing the legendary MBOTs. On the one hand, if you want to go to a strip club and enjoy the company of beautiful women for a couple…

Visited Crazy Horse on 9/21/06. It had been about 3 years since I'd been here. Really, not a whole lot has changed. I even recognized 2 or 3 of the dancers.…

Previous reviews are all pretty accurate. Was here on a Saturday night and the house was packed wall to wall. Was difficult to navigate back and forth to the bathroom at times.…

I've checked out XTC on both an afternoon and evening. Virtually the same in all respects. As previously mentioned, the club is rather rundown and seedy. It's basically out in the middle of nowhere…

Also went to Shotgun Willies same night and rated it a 7. As previously described, Penthouse is a large, well appointed, well partitioned club. Quality of dancers is practically the same as Shotgun Willies.…

Not sure what the previous guy was reviewing. The Palace is not BYOB. This is a high-end club with a beautful, classy interior decor and a ton of well above average looking dancers.…

As Austin clubs go, this certainly is one of the nicer clubs in terms of atmosphere and environment. Completely redone since my last visit over 3 years ago. On a Saturday night, there were a…

Checked out the Yellow Rose last week after moving back to Austin. Been almost 3 years since I'd been here and thought maybe it had changed a bit. Alas, still not to my…

10 years ago, Sugars was the spot. Today, it is just not the same. Still a small little joint with limited opportunity for privacy. They now have some highback couches in the back section…