Reviews by BadBob

Here’s another chapter in the Orchid chronicles. I wandered in about 2. An old dude who counts dances was by the door. The stage was empty and the bar tender was on...

Stopped in at 7 because I was in the area. tl;dr: this might a good place to be a regular — shows promise is right but the promise wasn’t kept this time. In general,...

It was about 6 on a Saturday evening. I was playing hooky after running some errands. I went in with low expectation and I guess they were met. Crossing the bridge...

It was an unusually quite evening at the Orchid at about 7PM on. Perhaps all the dancers have saved up their Christmas money already. I've been having very good luck of late...

After the least interesting visit to Oasis that I've ever had, I headed down the road. There were a surprising number of cars in the parking lot. The place is essential a...

I don't know whether I was at Outer Space or La Perle. The physical description of the club in the last review is accurate. The dancers range from 1 to 10. But...

It's been a while since anyone described the layout of the club, which is housed in large purple building that is almost a perfect cube. It's located in a corner of a parking...

It's been a long while since I've visited this place but I was nearby with time to waste. I'd been going to this place once upon a time from the 1990's till maybe...

We've probly all seen Billy down at the Orchid, but Frank can be hard to find. While Billy is a good guy, catching up with Frank is always a treat. I arrived...

Went on Sunday afternoon. Giving myself half an hour, if things weren't good. I was gone in my half an hour or so. Nobody on stage when I went in. ...

Be wordy? This was a 20 minute visit. Entered mid afternoon. Busy but not packed. Somewhere between 5 and 10 dancers, all African American but in a large variety of...

I was getting some car work done nearby so I decided I'd wait some place more interesting then their lounge with coffee they probably made from used engine oil. The parking lot seemed...

Visited this establishment on an evening when I had time to kill. I will return. Lets just start with the important stuff -- the talent! This is not the place to...

The reports that this place is no fun seem greatly exaggerated to me. On a typical Sunday afternoon, it's not overwhelmingly crowded but they seems to have half a dozen young ladies performing....

I find no delicate way to describe my visit to this club other than to suggest that it was rather intense. Having stopped in just to see what the scene was like, with...

Why bother? You could stay home, watch something on cable and have a better time. Hell, go to a church with a good choir, the music's will move you more. I...

I now know why they are so religious in SC -- if this is what sin has to offer, I'd be in church, too, 7 days a week, twice on Sunday. I've been...

It doesn't get much weirder. The set up is very much like one of those cavernous gentlemen's clubs in Texas. During the day time, it is not so busy. It's got...

I am rating this place on a national scale, not a NYC scale. In post-Giuliani NYC, this place probably passes for something deliciously seedy. The talent, mostly Hispanic, esta caliente, pero nada...

Nothing special. I'd end the review, but the mods would make me write more. Having heard very interesting stories about this place, I decided I'd check it out. Just you usual...

Very curious visit. This is a fun joint. Over the last few years, this place has run about 80+% women of color, all of which is just cool with me. The...

As I sat sipping my club soda, what I realized is that the faces here really haven't changed in the 5+ years I've been stopping in. It's a lot like Cheers, but the...

There is not much to add to the reviews of this place at this time. It is extremely efficient for what it is and that it is has been obliquely or not so...

This place is starting to really rank as an undiscovered gem. The dancers range across the spectrum, and there is a little bit of something for everyone. The club has had some...