Reviews

Very possibly, the best club in all of the US. Seriously, I'm thinking about flying 2,000 miles to go back to Hawaii Theatre for another visit. This place is the best thing ever. Better than…

Mixed. Good mileage, but talent was midrange and can take a long time to get a dance. --> NOTE TO FOUNDER: HOW ABOUT ADDING A MILEAGE RATING? All Brazilian (at least on this afternoon). Dancing done…

Really, guys, what is all this whining about? PH is meeting my expectations quite nicely, and I'm a longtime visitor. Thurs PM the place was full, plenty of top-shelf talent, and action with my gal…

First time visit, after many yrs of PH loyalty. Very different experience. Feels kind of like Tijuana on the Delaware. Skeevy little place, hardly marked (Look for the Dallas Diner). Three or four gals working,…

Relax, boys. All is NOT lost. Friday afternoon was absolutely rocking, and it's still better than 95% of clubs anywhere. 10 or more girls around the bar. There was still a nice hug and snug…

A-MA-Zing! Clean, safe-feeling place with mileage. Judged just as a regular strip club, it was really, really good. The topless dances ($20) were on a raised area, all facing the same direction so you're not…

Pffft! Value, not! Don't go here. Now, it was late afternoon, maybe shift changes were coming, but this was nothing to write home about. 4 different dancers. Only one even approached me, and when she…

Hurry on down, boys! The place is rocking, the girls are packed in, and it just doesn't get any better than this! This was my first evening visit in quite a long time, and it's…

Could you ask for more? Comfortable, relaxed, safe, and the beauty of Brazil abounds. The private rooms - with doors- make for an experience few other clubs can provide. The rules are liberal and the…

An outstanding, reliable, happy place. Lots of variety, lots of fun. The gals aim to please. Perhaps some of them hold back, but not the ones I've seen. Wait for a good "PH Handshake," the…

First of all, it's GREAT! Friendly, safe, comfortable, with girls of many shapes and sizes all of whom are eager to please. Circular bar with two dancers on stage, and lots of girls circulating,…

Amazing! I expected to find a place on its last legs, but nothing could be farther from the truth. Ten girls working, and some great talent. But of course, the best part about this…