Reviews

Pretty skeevy in the evening. Three dancers, two A-A. I chose the other, pretty face, seemed OK. Turns out she was hiding the results of her gastric bypass; a large wrinkled sack of skin hanging…

Old reliable! You'll always find something nice here. Good mix of Brazilians, who are very liberal in their willingness to have fun, and Eastern Europeans, who are generally prettier but less accomodating. When you're in…

Love this place. Not the "club," but the private rooms up front. There are usually 4-5 girls on during the day, each standing outside her private room. Inside, behind a locked door, you can take…

Things are way up at the PH. Although I'm a fan, I was struck by the improvement in talent this week. Lots of lookers! A large quantity of pretty blondes, above average looks. PH is…

RUN AWAY!!! This is the nastiest, scariest, creepiest shithole of a club I've ever set foot in. Gives new meaning to "not with YOUR dick." The girls are nasty, worn out crack whores who will…

A surprisingly good place. Girls were friendly and attractive. The place was clean, safe, and pleasant. Plenty of girls, all of whom were pretty and "real" looking. Not too much silicone, from what I could…

Still a fav for me. Yeah, some hit and miss. But it's friendly, comfortable, and safe. Always a couple of gals worth visiting, and more and more, some not. But it's never a complete wash.…

Very interesting. Lots of upclose contact, as the last reviewer described, in the upstairs "bump and grind" rooms. For $200, she gets totally nude, and so do you (except a condom). You can rub, hug,…

OK, Sunday night's not going to be any club's best time. For me, Mons was where it all started, and it was a mind-bending experience. Amazingly hot women who insist you touch them all over.…

OK, so a rainy Sunday night's not the time to go. The selection was sparse. But... the few gals there were top shelf, and the layout is kind of cool. Small dance rooms, very open…

A high-mileage strip club and a safe, comfortable place. Offered a full range of options, and lots of girls. I hadn't been since before the place was raided by immigration, and it apparently cooled off…

Beautiful, beautiful selection of girls. Very safe and very clean atmosphere. Casual, relaxed, not pressured or creepy. Talent is almost as good as any giant Texas club. Had several dances and each had its own…