Reviews

Not my kind of place. Just too big, too impersonal, too 'Vegas.' Outstanding facility, a cavernous room with stages and signs and video and neon and a fantastic stage show. Totally nude on stage, and…

Too big. Like so many South Florida clubs, the Industrial Revolution has come to strip clubs. Being a business person, I admire that they've standardized an otherwise scattered business and make it work so efficiently.…

The plus: In the afternoon, there can be very high mileage here. Upstairs, you and your dancer are really free to do as she pleases. Some chairs face each other, reducing privacy, but most dancers…

Ol' reliable. Playhouse always delivers a good time, a great dance, and amazing value. Daytime talent is much better, in my opinion, than evening. But there's no place you can find the privacy, consistency, and…

Outstanding! About as many girls as customers, maybe 15 on this early evening. They did a "dollar dance" where the girls come around and do about a minute of lapdance for a buck, then rotate…

A high-mileage find. My first visit here. Peep windows like the old 42nd Street places, with a girl in the center of a stage behind windows that open when you put money in. Also girls…

Another OUTSTANDING day at PH. Been many times, but today my knees are still shaking from the angel that I visited there. A body sculpted from clay, it's so perfect. Every curve, every tiny incline.…

Definitely a "hit or miss" place, but this time was a hit. Sometimes you wait forever and won't get approached by a dancer. Sometimes you knock one out of the park. Not much of a…

You'll hate yourself after visiting. Three girls working the booths, two AA, one white. Went with the third, who was a bit overweight but had a pretty face. She stank of smoke, as did her…

Excellent! Weekday evening talent was very, very good. In fact, much better than I've seen here before. Club was pretty empty early evening, so ratio was practically 1:1 dancers to customers. But every one working…

I love the reviewer below who says he thought Obama being President would have loosened up the strip club enforcement. Yes, I'm sure that right there among the collapse of the housing market, soaring unemployment,…

Not feeling it. Place is smoky as hell. LD room is dirty, dank, and had gum on the floor. And the girls are mostly underfed trailer types who just don't do it for me. Some…