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whirlwind
Michigan

Reviews by whirlwind

  • review
    9 years ago
    Fantasy's
    962 W Commerce Dr Traverse City, MI 49685
    Reviews for this place have been...
    Reviews for this place have been looking up recently, so paid Fantasy's my first visit in well over a year. The main showroom is a large, square room, with a large round-ish stage taking...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Déjà Vu Saginaw
    6530 Bay Rd Saginaw, MI 48604
    The Saginaw DejaVu remains a very...
    The Saginaw DejaVu remains a very good stop for the non-extras oriented. If you want sky's-the-limit mileage, head further down I-75 to Detroit. But you will generally get high-quality lap dances here, and if...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Elysium
    20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219
    Visited Penthouse relatively early on a...
    Visited Penthouse relatively early on a recent Saturday evening, so the club wasn't too crowded, though things were picking up by the time I left a few hours later. The club remains ritzy and...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Cafe Atlantis
    5745 Atlantic Dr Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3 Canada
    Other than acquiring a few more...
    Other than acquiring a few more rough edges, Atlantis has changed little since it opened (taking over for Treasures). The bathroom continues to get scarier with time, and going into the cubby-holes upstairs for...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Déjà Vu Saginaw
    6530 Bay Rd Saginaw, MI 48604
    I have made way too many...
    I have made way too many trips between Detroit and points up north over the last few months. That has given me the chance to know this club better, and in general I've been...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Coliseum
    11300 E 8 Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48205
    First visit ever to Coli was...
    First visit ever to Coli was on a chilly Tuesday evening. Have been to Penthouse many times and Flight Club a few; Coli offers perhaps a slightly more attractive price point, but it's very...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Sapphire Gentlemen's Club
    3025 S Sammy Davis Jr Dr Las Vegas, NV 89109
    Interesting visit. Called the club and...
    Interesting visit. Called the club and got 'limo' service for free (tip expected, entrance fee waived). It was a quiet time of day, and the limo came quickly. Would do that again. Club is...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Déjà Vu Saginaw
    6530 Bay Rd Saginaw, MI 48604
    I'd been to the boutique on...
    I'd been to the boutique on occasion, but it had been several years since I've been inside the club itself. Fixed that on a recent Sunday evening. The main club area is a rectangular...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Elysium
    20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219
    Penthouse wasn't too busy on a...
    Penthouse wasn't too busy on a recent early Saturday evening visit. The club remains super-posh and well-maintained, with plenty of places to sit downstairs, and a small smoking bar upstairs. The downstairs...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Sundowner
    8870 Lundy's Ln Niagara Falls, ON L2H 1H4
    Still one of my favorite clubs....
    Still one of my favorite clubs. The main stage is forward and to your left as you enter, with the bar to your left and behind you. Lap dance areas are at...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Cafe Atlantis
    5745 Atlantic Dr Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3 Canada
    Visited Atlantis on consecutive weekday evenings...
    Visited Atlantis on consecutive weekday evenings on a recent trip to Toronto. Club is near the southwest edge of the airport, and the immediate area is pretty quiet outside of the 9-to-5 hours....
  • review
    11 years ago
    Fantasy's
    962 W Commerce Dr Traverse City, MI 49685
    Haven't visited Fantasy's for many years;...
    Haven't visited Fantasy's for many years; my initial visits soon after opening were fair at best. I rapidly concluded I needed to not be in northern Michigan to find a good club. However,...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Sundowner
    8870 Lundy's Ln Niagara Falls, ON L2H 1H4
    This remains my favorite club. The...
    This remains my favorite club. The Downer consists of a fairly large, rectangular open area, with the main stage in the middle, and a small circular ancillary stage to the right (as you enter)....
  • review
    12 years ago
    Elysium
    20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219
    Not much to add from earlier...
    Not much to add from earlier reviews (by me or others). Club is physically posh, though seating at the bars can sometimes fill up fast. Wait staff was very pleasant, and was...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Sundowner
    8870 Lundy's Ln Niagara Falls, ON L2H 1H4
    The Downer remains my all-time favorite...
    The Downer remains my all-time favorite club, and this visit did nothing to change my mind. Got in before cover was charged (if there even was a cover on a not-terribly-busy Monday), and...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Midway Invader
    6809 Invader Crescent Mississauga, ON L5T 2B7 Canada
    Stopped in after not finding anything...
    Stopped in after not finding anything appealing at a local massage place. Not many customers there on a late Sunday evening, and honestly the clientele that was there was hard-edged enough to make...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Cafe Atlantis
    5745 Atlantic Dr Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3 Canada
    My second visit to the new-ish...
    My second visit to the new-ish Atlantis. Lots of recent raves for this club, and I had a very good time on my first visit back in the spring, but this one was...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Cafe Atlantis
    5745 Atlantic Dr Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3 Canada
    This review is from a few...
    This review is from a few weeks ago, on what I believe was opening weekend for Cafe Atlantis. Had been to both the previous tenant (Treasures), and this club's effective ancestor (Cannonball), though...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Million Dollar
    7222 Torbram Rd Mississauga, ON L4T 3V2
    I've been to a few Toronto...
    I've been to a few Toronto area clubs (quite some time ago), but this was my first visit to MD. I rather liked the lighting and overall vibe, though seating was a little...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Sundowner
    8870 Lundy's Ln Niagara Falls, ON L2H 1H4
    The Downer is an all-time favorite...
    The Downer is an all-time favorite lap-dance emporium, but I hadn't visited in a year and a half. Finally stopped waiting for the exchange rate to improve, and put the much closer Detroit...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Crystals
    13011 Ontario 20, Allanburg, ON L0S 1A0, Canada*
    Niagara used to be a favorite...
    Niagara used to be a favorite haunt, back when the exchange rate was much more favorable. Hadn't visited Canada in a year and a half. Only had a day in Niagara before...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Elysium
    20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219
    Mingle more, ladies! PH remains...
    Mingle more, ladies! PH remains one of the top clubs for talent - even in the afternoon, the place is busy with customers and attractive dancers. But even tipping and expressing interest...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Dream Girls
    980 John A Papalas Dr Lincoln Park, MI 48146
    A recent visit on a weekday...
    A recent visit on a weekday evening was uninspiring. The club itself remains spiffy and attractive, but the talent level was just fair. Dancers numbered in the teens, and only a few...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Elysium
    20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219
    Arrived just after noon (i.e. just...
    Arrived just after noon (i.e. just after opening) on the day after Christmas. Sat at the downstairs bar. Place was initially quiet (no surprise), but picked up as the afternoon progressed, though...