Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Arrived just after noon (i.e. just...

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whirlwind
Jan 25, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Arrived just after noon (i.e. just after opening) on the day after Christmas. Sat at the downstairs bar. Place was initially quiet (no surprise), but picked up as the afternoon progressed, though never to the point of being busy. Had great service from a waitress/shot girl named H______, who was fun to talk to, flirty, and super-hot. (She said she had danced in the past, and I believe it - she had the strong, toned legs and tight behind of a dancer. Would love to get a lap dance from her someday...but I digress.)

I scoped out the talent from the downstairs bar, tipping occasionally as the more promising dancers plied the main stage. As I've noted in the past, while the main bar is fine for evaluating the dancers, you don't seem to get approached by them very often. Eventually got an attractive, enhanced brunette to come off stage and spend some time with me, and that led to some lap dances upstairs (all dances were $25). They started hot, but never went anywhere, and I quite after two or three.

After that, stayed at the upstairs bar, where if you can stand the smoke, it seems you can hook up with the dancers more easily than downstairs. Eventually spent time with C___, a hot blonde in a very tight, stretchy dress. Lap dances were procured, and these were off the charts; she knew just the right moves to leave me very, very happy after four dances.

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