Reviews by whirlwind

The Saginaw DejaVu remains a very good stop for the non-extras oriented. If you want sky's-the-limit mileage, head further down I-75 to Detroit. But you will generally get high-quality lap dances here, and if you…

Visited Penthouse relatively early on a recent Saturday evening, so the club wasn't too crowded, though things were picking up by the time I left a few hours later. The club remains ritzy and in…

Other than acquiring a few more rough edges, Atlantis has changed little since it opened (taking over for Treasures). The bathroom continues to get scarier with time, and going into the cubby-holes upstairs for some…

I have made way too many trips between Detroit and points up north over the last few months. That has given me the chance to know this club better, and in general I've been pretty…

First visit ever to Coli was on a chilly Tuesday evening. Have been to Penthouse many times and Flight Club a few; Coli offers perhaps a slightly more attractive price point, but it's very much…

Interesting visit. Called the club and got 'limo' service for free (tip expected, entrance fee waived). It was a quiet time of day, and the limo came quickly. Would do that again. Club is of…

I'd been to the boutique on occasion, but it had been several years since I've been inside the club itself. Fixed that on a recent Sunday evening. The main club area is a rectangular space,…

Penthouse wasn't too busy on a recent early Saturday evening visit. The club remains super-posh and well-maintained, with plenty of places to sit downstairs, and a small smoking bar upstairs. The downstairs booths…

Still one of my favorite clubs. The main stage is forward and to your left as you enter, with the bar to your left and behind you. Lap dance areas are at either…

Visited Atlantis on consecutive weekday evenings on a recent trip to Toronto. Club is near the southwest edge of the airport, and the immediate area is pretty quiet outside of the 9-to-5 hours.…

Haven't visited Fantasy's for many years; my initial visits soon after opening were fair at best. I rapidly concluded I needed to not be in northern Michigan to find a good club. However, more…

This remains my favorite club. The Downer consists of a fairly large, rectangular open area, with the main stage in the middle, and a small circular ancillary stage to the right (as you enter). VIP…

Not much to add from earlier reviews (by me or others). Club is physically posh, though seating at the bars can sometimes fill up fast. Wait staff was very pleasant, and was greeted…

The Downer remains my all-time favorite club, and this visit did nothing to change my mind. Got in before cover was charged (if there even was a cover on a not-terribly-busy Monday), and hung…

My second visit to the new-ish Atlantis. Lots of recent raves for this club, and I had a very good time on my first visit back in the spring, but this one was not…

Stopped in after not finding anything appealing at a local massage place. Not many customers there on a late Sunday evening, and honestly the clientele that was there was hard-edged enough to make me…

Niagara used to be a favorite haunt, back when the exchange rate was much more favorable. Hadn't visited Canada in a year and a half. Only had a day in Niagara before heading…

The Downer is an all-time favorite lap-dance emporium, but I hadn't visited in a year and a half. Finally stopped waiting for the exchange rate to improve, and put the much closer Detroit clubs…

This review is from a few weeks ago, on what I believe was opening weekend for Cafe Atlantis. Had been to both the previous tenant (Treasures), and this club's effective ancestor (Cannonball), though only…

I've been to a few Toronto area clubs (quite some time ago), but this was my first visit to MD. I rather liked the lighting and overall vibe, though seating was a little rough…

Mingle more, ladies! PH remains one of the top clubs for talent - even in the afternoon, the place is busy with customers and attractive dancers. But even tipping and expressing interest at…

A recent visit on a weekday evening was uninspiring. The club itself remains spiffy and attractive, but the talent level was just fair. Dancers numbered in the teens, and only a few were…

Arrived just after noon (i.e. just after opening) on the day after Christmas. Sat at the downstairs bar. Place was initially quiet (no surprise), but picked up as the afternoon progressed, though never…

For all my times in Vegas, I had never visited Treasures, so made up for it on a recent trip. Visited early evening, got in before a cover, and enjoyed a couple of cheap(er)…

This will actually summarize two visits: a Thursday late afternoon, and a Saturday morning. Thursday, iffy weather in the region delayed some folks from getting into town, and the dancer-patron ratio was extremely favorable…