tuscl

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published 17 yrs ago
This is another one of those...
reviewed by
happylap

4.0

This is another one of those Wisconsin clubs with the traveling circus of ladies. They dance for a week and then move on to another club in the circuit. It's a good sized…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Visited on a Tuesday evening--early, about...
reviewed by
happylap

4.0

Visited on a Tuesday evening--early, about 5 or 6. I was coming from Upper Peninsula so got a little mixed up on the time zone thing. It was an hour later for me.…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Things that knock my rating down:...
reviewed by
happylap

6.0

Things that knock my rating down:

  • no nudity, all bikini, on stage
  • only one way touching during the lap dances
  • girls not allowed to sit and bullshit with customer. They can only…
review
published 18 yrs ago
Visited on a Thursday afternoon a...
reviewed by
happylap

6.0

Visited on a Thursday afternoon a little after 2pm. Not many customers but at least 8 girls working. I watched and tipped at the stage for a while trying to decide which…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I visited Playpen on a Thursday...
reviewed by
happylap

5.0

I visited Playpen on a Thursday afternoon between 1 and 2. There were 8 or 10 men sitting at the bar and 3 women. It's not a big place but pretty good size…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I don't know if this really...
reviewed by
happylap

5.0

I don't know if this really counts as a review since I didn't get past the guy behind the bullet-proof glass. I guess that's up to the founder.

I stopped in about 5:30pm on a…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I give this club a 5...
reviewed by
happylap

5.0

I give this club a 5 because I have to give it a number to submit a review. I didn't really spend enought time there to give it a fair rating but I did…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Portland is a weird town as...
reviewed by
happylap

6.0

Portland is a weird town as far as strip clubs. Downtown it's all air dances an no nudity and out in this little grungy shopping mall are two places where, for $150 you can…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Portland is a weird town as...
reviewed by
happylap

6.0

Portland is a weird town as far as strip clubs. Downtown it's all air dances an no nudity and out in this little grungy shopping mall are two places where, for $150 you can…

review
published 18 yrs ago
This place is hardly worth reviewing....
reviewed by
happylap

1.0

This place is hardly worth reviewing. I'm not from Portland so I don't know if it's typical of the area but from the reviews I've seen on tuscl it is. I visited on…

review
published 18 yrs ago
My impression of this place, without...
reviewed by
happylap

8.0

My impression of this place, without actually going there, had always been something like a raunchy Hooters (actually I’ve never been to a Hooters. Maybe they’re raunchy in their own right.) But after…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I stopped by here on Friday...
reviewed by
happylap

6.0

I stopped by here on Friday afternoon, before Veterans' Day, after visiting One Step Beyond. (review posted there)

It's much bigger than OSB and newer. I had a hard time finding Bobby's because I…