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Fantasy's

Traverse City, MI

Stella is the one

It was pretty quiet at about 8pm on a Friday night. Three young bucks were smoking outside. No customers inside but the three came inside and a loner arrived later. Entrance is…

4 yrs ago1

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

beautiful robot

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I arrived sometime before 8... they opened at 7 and I was the first customer. The IS website says that state law does not allow happy hour pricing on alcohol so the entrance fee…

7 yrs ago

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

What do they say? "an expectation is a resentment under construction"? I hadn't visited PK for about 4 or 5 years and I remembered some pleasant experiences. Friday wasn't great... partly (entirely?) my…

7 yrs ago

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

quiet time

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I arrived about 3:30 on a Friday afternoon. Only valet parking, but it was free... according to the attendant, because it was before 4pm. No one checking the front door or asking for…

7 yrs ago

Boogie Nights

Harvey, IL

shut down

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I stopped by about 6:30pm while driving from PoleKatz Chicago to Industrial Strip. The parking lot was empty. I checked TUSCL and it said BN opens at 5pm. I drove by the…

7 yrs ago1

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Tuesdays specials

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

The Tuesday $10 special is still a good deal here. I arrived a little after noon. There were 6 or 8 dancers taking turns at the pole. Drinks are not too pricey...…

7 yrs ago

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, NC

Too much choice

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

It was a little before 10 pm. Bouncer at the door asked for my ID "just to be sure I have it on me" Hunh? Why? I'm over 60 yo. Oh well...…

8 yrs ago1

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, IN

Too early on a Monday I guess

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I was passing Kokomo on US31 and decided to take a break from the windshield around noon on a Monday. I check tuscl first to make sure there was a club open. Hip Hugger…

8 yrs ago

Fantasy's

Traverse City, MI

Where'd Holly go?

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I arrived about 7:30 and I was the only client. Three guys arrived after me and they sat next to the stage. There's no alcohol and a one-drink minimum. I paid $4 for…

8 yrs ago

Fantasy's

Traverse City, MI

Surprised!

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

The good: Nice decor and atmosphere Beautiful dancers, mostly Great lap dance, good grinding Full nude The bad: No alcohol I didn't have high expectations for this club, based on reviews I'd read and the fact that it's the only club within…

8 yrs ago1

The Godfather

Louisville, KY

Meh

★★★★★★★3.7/10

I was the only customer in the place on a Tuesday around 9:30. I bought a drink and since no one was in the place and no one was dancing I just stood with…

8 yrs ago

Miceli's Corner

Harrison, MI

It ain't open on Sunday

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Two things about the tuscl page on this establishment are misleading: 1. It's not where the tuscl map link takes you. It's about 16 miles east of that point... east of Harrison at the…

8 yrs ago

Lust

Greenville, SC

What is a private club?

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Sunday evening, about 7pm... my expectations were low. There was no cover on the way in prior to 7pm. On the way out I inquired: It's $5 after 7; $10 after 8. Most of…

8 yrs ago

Rumors

Forest Park, GA

Price performer

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

$10 lap dances! How can you go wrong? There was no cover charge about 3pm. There was only one white girl and I wasn't sure she was a dancer. The others were aa and most…

9 yrs ago2

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, MI

price performer

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

It could be that my standards are becoming less demanding... because I'm getting older? because I've seen a lot of poorly run clubs over the years? IDK but I thought Angels was…

9 yrs ago

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, IN

slightly dissapointed

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I visited on a Thursday afternoon. There were lots of dancers and some were pretty good-looking. I'm not sure about the number of girls. There could have been more than 10 but…

9 yrs ago

Trixie's Adult Entertainment Complex

Louisville, KY

Not impressed by the name

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I was intrigued by the name of this place "Adult Entertainment Complex"! What a disappointment! It was just a regular strip club and not much going on at 9 pm. The decor and…

10 yrs ago

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

still a good value

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Since IS started serving alcohol not much has changed except that the lap dances are no longer nude. I sort of liked IS better when it was full-nude and no alcohol but I…

10 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, KY

Monday PM

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I stopped by on a Monday afternoon in the midst of a long road trip. There was not much going on. One dancer was sitting at the bar and, after my eyes adjusted…

10 yrs ago

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, KY

second stop on a Monday afternoon

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I stopped by on a Monday afternoon. The place was a little more active than the Spearmint Rhino but there wasn't a lot going on. I talked to one dancer for quite a…

10 yrs ago

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

sleepy Monday evening

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I stopped by on a Monday evening, kind of on the early side. There was only one stripper working. This was my first visit since IS started serving alcohol. The bar tender…

10 yrs ago

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, MI

gone to heaven with one Angel

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I planned to do a little strip club hopping across southern Michigan and Indiana but this turned out to be my second and last stop. I think it was about 4 or 5 when…

11 yrs ago

Fantasy

Hammond, IN

faNTASY is NASTY

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Fantasy is down-right NASTY! You can get anything you want here. I visited on a Tuesday afternoon and there were about three girls working. One must have been occupied when I walked in but…

11 yrs ago

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

$10 Tuesdays

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

My value rating is a little high because I stopped in on a Tuesday and had an extremely good lap dance for $10 a song plus tip. Tuesdays are $10 lap dance days.…

11 yrs ago

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, IL

I was driving by the area...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I was driving by the area and wanted to check out Allure but it doesn't open until later on Saturday so I checked tuscl to see what else was around. I knew there were…

11 yrs ago

Reviews

Stella is the one

beautiful robot

not up to expectations

quiet time

shut down

Tuesdays specials

Too much choice

Too early on a Monday I guess

Where'd Holly go?

Surprised!

Meh

It ain't open on Sunday

What is a private club?

Price performer

price performer

slightly dissapointed

Not impressed by the name

still a good value

Monday PM

second stop on a Monday afternoon

sleepy Monday evening

gone to heaven with one Angel

faNTASY is NASTY

$10 Tuesdays

I was driving by the area...

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