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published 16 yrs ago
I should have known better after...
reviewed by
happylap

2.0

I should have known better after reading the reviews but I thought "Hey the last review is almost a year old. Maybe things have changed."

There's a $3 parking fee--self park. I did a…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I didn't have much time after...
reviewed by
happylap

6.7

I didn't have much time after landing at PDX and picking up a rental car. Had a long drive ahead but decided to stop by and see what this place is like in the…

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published 16 yrs ago
It depends on what you value....
reviewed by
happylap

7.0

It depends on what you value. If you value glitzy surroundings and clean bathrooms then you'd give this place a zero on value $ rating. I give it an 8 because, for $20…

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published 17 yrs ago
I hadn't visited this club for...
reviewed by
happylap

6.7

I hadn't visited this club for a couple of years. The girls seemed a lot less friendly than I remember and the prices seem higher: $5 for a beer; $35 for a private…

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published 17 yrs ago
I sat and talked to a...
reviewed by
happylap

4.7

I sat and talked to a dancer from Milwaukee who mostly complained about how dead it had been since she arrived a week ago. I asked if there were any local girls and she…

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published 17 yrs ago
I stopped in on a Monday...
reviewed by
happylap

7.0

I stopped in on a Monday evening but didn't have time to stay long. I was picking someone up from O'Hare and the plane was delayed. I drove over to Allstar's but it…

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published 17 yrs ago
First of all my rating means...
reviewed by
happylap

6.0

First of all my rating means nothing. I spent so little time here that it is unfair for me to give a rating. It's currently 6.71 so I could give it a 6…

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published 17 yrs ago
The lap dances here rate a...
reviewed by
happylap

8.0

The lap dances here rate a 10 but the stage show is lame which brings my rating down -1. Many girls don't even remove their tops. I found out why this time around:…

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published 17 yrs ago
I visited about 1:30 pm on...
reviewed by
happylap

8.0

I visited about 1:30 pm on a Monday. The place was pretty dead. There were about two other customers in the place. It being Veterans' Day, I thought it might be a…

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published 17 yrs ago
I visited early on a Monday...
reviewed by
happylap

6.0

I visited early on a Monday afternoon so take that into consideration with my rating. There were only 3 or 4 customers an maybe twice that many dancers. I think the cover charge…

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published 17 yrs ago
I didn't think I'd return to...
reviewed by
happylap

7.0

I didn't think I'd return to this dive after my disappointing visit two years ago but I found myself in the area for business with some time on my hands. (oops, I just checked…

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published 17 yrs ago
I visited on a Thursday, early...
reviewed by
happylap

6.0

I visited on a Thursday, early afternoon. I was hoping to get a dance from my HB favorite but she was occupied for thirty minutes upstairs and was booked with another customer for another…