Reviews by rockie

The Boardroom Cabaret remains open on a 5 day a week schedule (Wednesday to Sunday), with a 3:00 PM opening. The other local strip club establishment (Club Alex's) has no afternoon openings. The Boardroom Cabaret's…

I have had some great visits to this club recently on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights over the last 5 months. I was bored on a Wednesday night (in late March) and I traipsed off…

An opportunity to visit my local club for a rare (for me) evening visit opened up and I pounced. I was greeted in the entry way by another delightful vision, who took my $10 evening…

Club Matador has grown on me over my time spent in the panhandle. Lately (on my infrequent visits), I'm seeing more attractive amd complete lineups on Thursday. Friday and Saturday nights than in the last…

It's not often that I decide a day trip to Mickey's Valley Brew Pub will cure what ails me. I arrived at the Cumberland RI club to find 4 cars in the parking lot and…

The Boardroom Cabaret continues to be open only 5 days a week (Wednesday to Sunday) from 3:00 PM to closing, which is either 1:00 AM or 2:00 AM. While the club opening is definitely stated…

Opportunity came knocking for me suddenly for a rare evening visit to my local dance performance center. I fired up the buggy and traversed the backroads door to door in 21 minutes. Entering the club…

Every 4th time I've been to Club Matador, there has been a dancer of interest to me working. I don't consider those to be attractive odds, but I had nothing better going on that Saturday…

One does not visit the Panhandle for its optimal strip clubbing experience. I made my first visit to Red Rose GC this year (last Saturday night), with the expectation of at least seeing a visually…

What has compelled me to visit Club Fantasies about 13 times in the last 3 months is the pursuit of the unknown. Since I rarely discern the name of most CF dancers introduced on the…

To set the customer lens correctly for the uninitiated (who might walk through the doors of this Cumberland RI establishment), Mickey's is a throwback to walking into a VFW bar in the 1970's. The only…

Prerequisites: The Boardroom Cabaret bills itself as a full nude experience and the BC entertainers usually live up to the billing 60% of the time. It is not a requirement of this customer that there…

I made my annual trek out to Club Matador (on a recent Thursday night) and found 2 dancers (one dressed as such), a bartender (Brittany), and only 1 other customer who was not buying dances.…

It's been a couple of months since I've been to the Boardroom Cabaret. The club continues to open at 3:00 PM these days (Wednesday - Sunday only). There were 4 customer and 3 dancers in…

Alex's was my favorite local club before 2011 (hands down) - okay my hands weren't down often! One might trace the clubs general decline to the Brazilian exodus in 2011, or the incompetent rebuild clusterfuck…

The Boardroom Cabaret remains open on a 5 day a week schedule (Wednesday to Sunday), with a 3:00 PM opening. The other local establishment (Alex's) has no afternoon openings. The Boardroom Cabaret is easily accessible…

I'd been to Mickey's Valley View Pub a couple of times a few years ago, but my stays were never long (one drink) due to the scarcity of talent. I distinctly remember chugging my drink…

The Boardroom Cabaret remains open only 5 days a week (Wednesday to Sunday - 3:00 PM to closing), with the details noted accurately in the initial club details. The club is easily accessed (within 2…

I made my first trip back to my local club since their re-opening 6 weeks ago. There are no longer mask requirements of any kind or the need to buy food to meet any state…

This was my first visit to a Fort Walton Beach Strip Club since before the pandemic. Even though there are 3 strip clubs on Okaloosa Island, not one of them has impressed a TUSCLER enough…

I'd been driving for eight hours and decided to take a break before continuing my drive south. As a first time visitor, Lust was a very convenient stopover. The club is located within .5 miles…

I've had hit or miss visits at Club Alex's in some of my more recent visits. On my Tuesday visit there were 5 dancers in the house: Gemini. Beauty, Seven, Diana, and Rider. Gemini and…

I've dropped into Foxy Lady Brockton on a couple of occasions since my last review. I arrived on this visit after 7:00 PM and I used a free entry pass collected during a 2 for…

A favorite at another club was among the missing pre Christmas, so I redeployed myself to FLB to save the day. Foxy Lady Brockton always looks good with its Christmas décor and (since my shopping…

It's not often that I have Sundays free to roam, but 11 days ago my opportunity knocked. I decided to check out Sunday's vaunted lineup at Club Desire. The line up I encountered was decent,…