Reviews

The Boardroom Cabaret continues to be open only 5 days a week (Wednesday to Sunday) from 3:00 PM to closing, which is either 1:00 AM or 2:00 AM. While the club opening is definitely stated…

Opportunity came knocking for me suddenly for a rare evening visit to my local dance performance center. I fired up the buggy and traversed the backroads door to door in 21 minutes. Entering the club…

Every 4th time I've been to Club Matador, there has been a dancer of interest to me working. I don't consider those to be attractive odds, but I had nothing better going on that Saturday…

One does not visit the Panhandle for its optimal strip clubbing experience. I made my first visit to Red Rose GC this year (last Saturday night), with the expectation of at least seeing a visually…

What has compelled me to visit Club Fantasies about 13 times in the last 3 months is the pursuit of the unknown. Since I rarely discern the name of most CF dancers introduced on the…

To set the customer lens correctly for the uninitiated (who might walk through the doors of this Cumberland RI establishment), Mickey's is a throwback to walking into a VFW bar in the 1970's. The only…

Prerequisites:

The Boardroom Cabaret bills itself as a full nude experience and the BC entertainers usually live up to the billing 60% of the time. It is not a requirement of this customer that there…

I made my annual trek out to Club Matador (on a recent Thursday night) and found 2 dancers (one dressed as such), a bartender (Brittany), and only 1 other customer who was not buying dances.…

It's been a couple of months since I've been to the Boardroom Cabaret. The club continues to open at 3:00 PM these days (Wednesday - Sunday only). There were 4 customer and 3 dancers in…

Alex's was my favorite local club before 2011 (hands down) - okay my hands weren't down often! One might trace the clubs general decline to the Brazilian exodus in 2011, or the incompetent rebuild clusterfuck…

The Boardroom Cabaret remains open on a 5 day a week schedule (Wednesday to Sunday), with a 3:00 PM opening. The other local establishment (Alex's) has no afternoon openings. The Boardroom Cabaret is easily accessible…

I'd been to Mickey's Valley View Pub a couple of times a few years ago, but my stays were never long (one drink) due to the scarcity of talent. I distinctly remember chugging my drink…