Saturday and Seeking Shelter from the Elements

The Boardroom Cabaret remains open on a 5 day a week schedule (Wednesday to Sunday), with a 3:00 PM opening. The other local strip club establishment (Club Alex's) has no afternoon openings. The Boardroom Cabaret's parking is ample, safe, and is free of the valet dilemna. The club closes 3 nights a week at 1:00 AM and remains open until 2:00 AM on the weekend nights.

While my visit was a day visit, the club charges a night time cover of $10 after 7:00 PM. My rum and cokes were $9.75 (per 8 oz glass) plus tip to the lovely Jammie. Lap dances remain $20 per dance and Techman - most dancer get naked eventually on stage and in the lap dance areas. While it's rare that one receives an air dance here - your mileage and lap dance temperature certainly varies. VIP's are offered in 30 minute increments, with a club suggested base price of $190. At least half the participants will seek a $100 to $200 enhancement over the club's base price and on my visit Georgia put forth a "suggested" $400 enhancement. Georgia's take for 30 minutes of 2nd floor intimacy, thus would work out to $500 for Georgia. I easily passed!

The entertainers on my visit included Julianna, MJ (Mary Jane), Victoria, Caprice, Adrianna, Georgia, and 2 other dancers that caught my attention. The entertainers might be listed in their order of appeal to me, except for the 2 unknown to me. I didn't necessarily choose with regard to my own stated pecking order, but the dancer appeal on this visit was quite decent. I took some lap dances in the booths sidestage and also took some laps under the stage. I enjoyed my booth entertainment better than my under the stage entertainment, but Saturday was a slow enough day that it was my dancer choice and not the dance location. There was no 2 for 1 special during my 4:00 PM to 6:00 PM visit and that is just a fact and not a complaint.