Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge
46 Carpenter Street Cumberland, RI 02864

Halloween and the Lineup was Not Creepy or Spooky

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rockie
Nov 10, 2023, 5:12 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Mickey's has a vintage 1980 VFW look and feel to the place, right down to their bare bones alcohol offerings. I choose to drink their rum and coke concoction for $8.00 in a plastic cup most of the time, but they are lenient with their alcohol pour. A Bud Light for $6.00 (in a can) might be the wiser choice, but wisdom and a Mickey's visit might be incompatible. There is no day time cover ever and typically the night time cover is $5.00. Wednesdays are always advertised as a no cover visit (door fee). The appeal of the club is their $20 poker chip, which gets you 5 minutes in one of the 4 dance booths with a dancer. Management gets half the fee for each chip and the dancer receiving the other half.

 

My recent Tuesday visit had a 3 dancer line up featuring Myah, Crystal, and Coco. Coco is a fairly attractive WOC with nice breasts and a decent body (for Mickey's), but her conversational skills are amongst the worst I've ever encountered. My conversational range is rather limited for strip club engagement, but her go to is so limited that she repeats herself multiple times and english is her first language. I usually dismiss her as soon as possible! Myah is one of the more attractive and engaging dancer's at Mickey's. Myah is a Haitian WOC and is what I would describe as the "Dime Piece" of Mickey's today. Myah could dance anywhere and that is not always the case for the women dancing at Mickey's. The third dancer on my Tuesday visit was Crystal. Crystal is a white, fit, almost spinner, whose offerings in a dance resemble a Massachusetts dance rather than an Rhode Island dance. I enjoyed my time with Myah and Crystal!

 

MIckey's dancer's don't dance on a mini-stage, but perform their parade dance of sorts across the bar top. Typically their bottoms stay on and their tops come off while performing. Most dancer's will offer a peek a boo at what is concealed! Techman: Typically this is not a nude club! Loper: Have you dared sample their wine offering or do thwy even have one? Lastly, I hurt my back recently and did think about seeking out Myah for a correction!

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Halloween and the Lineup was Not Creepy or Spooky