Entering the Twilight Zone Again!

To set the customer lens correctly for the uninitiated (who might walk through the doors of this Cumberland RI establishment), Mickey's is a throwback to walking into a VFW bar in the 1970's. The only actual difference is that this bar does have naked women crawling across your bar top every 15 minutes or so. The rub is that the roster may have been chosen from multiple visits to Walmart. While I don't visit Walmart for the scenery, there are nuggets found amongst the Walmart shoppers (sometimes).

Mickey's Valley View Pub has not been reviewed in 2022 and thus is prime for a peek at what exists beyond the parking lot on my recent Tuesday visit. Parking has always been sufficient on my daytime visits, but I've typically seen between 5 and 15 customers during the day. I'm guessing the parking lot is sufficent for 50-75 customers. Techman - this is not a nude club (to my knowledge) and nobody should ever think that a man from Ohio needs to visit (ever). One might wonder about the sanity of a reviewer who drove an hour to visit the Mickey's of yesterday!

I found a good to great lineup (for Mickey's) on my visit! The diamond of the shift was Teyanna. Teyanna has been around (to my knowledge) for at least a year and a half at this club, with a 6 months absence in the middle. Teyanna is an attractive woman of color with an exceptional shape and an engaging personality. I would willingly spend time and money with Teyanna in any club!