This is barely a strip club...

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

When you list the bad points of MBOT, it's hard to believe that it could rank among the best. You have to get past the neighborhood, horrendous parking, crazy high cover and crazy high everything…

Expose

Austin, TX

I liked this place. The employees were friendly. The girls were charming and, in some cases, gorgeous. Had a couple of dances with a very charming, warm black girl named summer. She really rocked. Played…

Xecutive Showclub

Phoenix, AZ

I'd give this a zero but since i got a cheerful and free frisk and wanding, I'll give it a 2. Friday about 4 pm. I thought it might be revving up a bit for…

This club used to be one of my favorites. Although it came across as sort of a dive, the girls were extremely friendly and attractive. Unfortunately, it has closed and has been torn…

Full bar with over priced drinks. Girls were pretty good looking but not very friendly. No private or lap dances, instead they have you sit with hands behind your back on a chair…

Not much to add to the above. Dropped by last night after Zamora didn't work out (see the review of that place before you try it). Not much to add to the reviews already here,…

The sign outside says "Dance Club of the 90s". That says a lot. They've had 6 years to update it and no one's bothered. The place seems to be open at random - I drive…