This is about as good as...

This is about as good as it gets for North Portland, but if you live in another part of town, I'd try a club closer to home.

I've never liked this club since it opened, but guessed they'd spruce things up once they made some money... it has not improved with age. The parking lot still has the same craters it had five years ago, except that they're deeper and wider. The lot is mostly filled with ghetto sleds, with the clientèle you'd expect from the cars inside. The stages are at an odd height, and for the most part dirty and cheap looking. Unfortunately, you could say the same for the women working for tips on them as well- yuck. Maybe I'm crazy, but if I took my clothes off for a living, maybe I'd shave or lose my gut.

At least the service is decent for a strip club, it's pretty cheap- as long as you don't include the private air dances and the wheel realignment you'll need after driving in the parking lot.