Not my favorite club, but I...

Not my favorite club, but I go once in a while, for the hell of it.

This afternoon there was really slow cocktail service, which is very much the opposite of how it usually is. It actually started to piss me off a bit. I sat through 3 songs and 12 wanna-dances, with the two waitresses looking right past me like I was invisible, before I tackled one and ordered a drink.

There were 20 dancers, I think. Of those, 19 looked hot enough to accept a free fuck from. That's a hell of a fine ratio. The other one was 5 feet tall with a hips circumference of 5 feet. (I'm not sure that I'm exaggerating.)