I used to go to the...

I used to go to the Candy Cat Too pretty frequently. I recently went back after a hiatus of... 22 years. It was surreal. Or, it was like a bad old time-travel TV show.

Nothing of any importance has changed. Sure, the dancers all have tattoos now, the customers have little tiny telephones that they carry around in their pockets, and the TVs are really, really flat. But so much is the same. Most of the dancers are attractive, but none are stunners. They carry around a big jar for jukebox money, and you'd look like an ass if you didn't toss in a buck. The bartender is friendly. The drink prices are OK. Most of the customers seem like regulars.

I don't know how I would have felt if I had never been there before. It's small and kind of dumpy, like it doesn't realize that big and glitzy have won the war. But it's friendly and cozy (can a strip club be cozy?) and fun. If you're looking for extras... I really don't think so. If you want to hang out and have a drink and look at tits, you could do a lot worse.