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Reviews by EarlTee

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a year ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85008
As expected
Exactly what you'd expect from Bourbon Street at 2 o'clock on a summer Monday afternoon. No cover, no pat-down, no ID check/scan... I just walked in past a woman on a stool who said, "You're...
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9 years ago
Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club
2911 E Van Buren St Phoenix, AZ 85008
I just realized that I haven't...
I just realized that I haven't reviewed the Blue Moon since my initial visit, when I wasn't sure I'd go back. Since then, I've gone back. A lot. I'm always prepared to leave without getting...
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11 years ago
Tropical Lei
2121 Foothill Bl Upland, CA 91786
This was my first visit to...
This was my first visit to the Tropical Lei. I felt well prepared by the numerous reviews here, although for some reason I was expecting the interior to be a bit dumpier. The furnishings...
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12 years ago
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St Phoenix, AZ 85014
Hi-Liter continues its downward slide. Too many...
Hi-Liter continues its downward slide. Too many big girls. Oh wait! I like spinners; if you like 'em with some serious meat on their bones (mooo), you won't share my unhappiness. If you're interested, in attendance...
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12 years ago
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St Phoenix, AZ 85014
For me, Hi-Liter continues to be...
For me, Hi-Liter continues to be on a downslide. Friday, early afternoon. More dancers than customers, which is usually a good thing. But most of the dancers are below par. One, Dusty, is a really...
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13 years ago
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St Phoenix, AZ 85014
This review is based on a...
This review is based on a couple of recent visits. I'm not sure what explains it other than random chance, but there have been more bigger, pushier, less attractive dancers lately. I like things to...
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13 years ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85008
I don't usually go to Bourbon...
I don't usually go to Bourbon Street on Saturday afternoons, so I didn't fully know what to expect. It was pretty much the second-tier or third-tier dancers. The only one I recognized from weekday afternoons...
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13 years ago
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St Phoenix, AZ 85014
On this visit I encountered an...
On this visit I encountered an unusually attractive collection of ladies. They were not all my type, but every one of them was at least somewhat shapely and toned, many had pretty faces, and...
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13 years ago
Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club
2911 E Van Buren St Phoenix, AZ 85008
My first visit to Blue Moon....
My first visit to Blue Moon. Thank you, TUSCL, for preparing me so well. Walked in, turned left, paid the man the $10 cover, sat on the bench on the west wall, near the stage....
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13 years ago
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St Phoenix, AZ 85014
If I had been in the...
If I had been in the mood for eye candy alone, I would have gone to Bourbon Street. But I wanted something more, and Centerfolds has been a disappointment lately, so I went to...
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13 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
It might be time for me...
It might be time for me to give Centerfolds a rest for a while. Today's visit just didn't go well. A relatively small percentage of dancers were of interest to me. There were a few...
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13 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
I arrived at the early hour...
I arrived at the early hour of 1 pm. Shockingly, there were probably a dozen dancers, and most of them were relatively thin, natural-titted lovelies -- just my type. There were maybe 5 PLs....
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13 years ago
Spearmint Rhino
312 S Riverside Ave Rialto, CA 92376
I often stop here on my...
I often stop here on my drives between Phoenix and L.A. There are other places I might like more if I would try them (I've never made the detour to the COI), but...
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13 years ago
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St Phoenix, AZ 85014
Not my favorite club, but I...
Not my favorite club, but I go once in a while, for the hell of it. This afternoon there was really slow cocktail service, which is very much the opposite of how it usually is....
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13 years ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85008
In some ways, I'm easy to...
In some ways, I'm easy to please. I can enjoy a beer while looking at some young tits and call it a good day. Drinking a bottle of water while lookin at some young...
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13 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
A little bit more crowded than...
A little bit more crowded than I expected on this Tuesday afternoon. More than a dozen dancers, and twice as many customers. As usual, dancers were in all sizes, shapes, and colors. I turned...
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13 years ago
Candy Cat Too
6814 Winnetka Ave Winnetka, CA 91306
I used to go to the...
I used to go to the Candy Cat Too pretty frequently. I recently went back after a hiatus of... 22 years. It was surreal. Or, it was like a bad old time-travel TV show....
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14 years ago
Sugar 44 Cabaret
4420 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85018
I intended to spend some time...
I intended to spend some time at one of my favorite clubs, Bourbon Street, but it was closed for the day for minor renovations. So I drove down the street to Sugar 44. Every time...
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14 years ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85008
This review is for the benefit...
This review is for the benefit of those of you who are interested in OTC. ITC is very difficult to manage in Phoenix clubs. I have made OTC arrangements in Centerfolds and occasionally elsewhere in...
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14 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
They can't all be winners. This...
They can't all be winners. This was not a very good visit. Maybe 15 dancers: 3 black, 4 Latina, the rest white-girl-next-door. Generally quite attractive. I got a couple of dances from one slim blonde on...
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14 years ago
Spearmint Rhino
312 S Riverside Ave Rialto, CA 92376
Business took me very close to...
Business took me very close to SRR, as it does every year or two. I was tempted to drive a bit out of my way to the City of Industry, but laziness and force...
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14 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
Yet another truly fine day at...
Yet another truly fine day at Centerfolds. Encouraged by last week's success on Saturday afternoon, I tried Sunday afternoon this time. 10-12 customers, and easily enough dancers (maybe 8) to cover that number. I got OK...
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14 years ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85008
Loads of pretty, slender, fit young...
Loads of pretty, slender, fit young hotties. Quite a few of them would have looked better without volleyballs bolted to their chests, but that's just a matter of taste. Quite a few didn't have...
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14 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
A truly fine day at CF....
A truly fine day at CF. And to think that the last time I was there on a Saturday, I had a bad time. There were not very many PLs in attendance, and there was...