Reviews

Hi-Liter continues its downward slide. Too many big girls. Oh wait! I like spinners; if you like 'em with some serious meat on their bones (mooo), you won't share my unhappiness. If you're interested, in attendance on…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

For me, Hi-Liter continues to be...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

For me, Hi-Liter continues to be on a downslide. Friday, early afternoon. More dancers than customers, which is usually a good thing. But most of the dancers are below par. One, Dusty, is a really big…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

This review is based on a...

This review is based on a couple of recent visits. I'm not sure what explains it other than random chance, but there have been more bigger, pushier, less attractive dancers lately. I like things to get…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

I don't usually go to Bourbon...

I don't usually go to Bourbon Street on Saturday afternoons, so I didn't fully know what to expect. It was pretty much the second-tier or third-tier dancers. The only one I recognized from weekday afternoons was…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

On this visit I encountered an...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

On this visit I encountered an unusually attractive collection of ladies. They were not all my type, but every one of them was at least somewhat shapely and toned, many had pretty faces, and there…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

My first visit to Blue Moon....

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

My first visit to Blue Moon. Thank you, TUSCL, for preparing me so well. Walked in, turned left, paid the man the $10 cover, sat on the bench on the west wall, near the stage. Yep,…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

If I had been in the...

If I had been in the mood for eye candy alone, I would have gone to Bourbon Street. But I wanted something more, and Centerfolds has been a disappointment lately, so I went to HiLiter. Ladies…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, AZ

It might be time for me...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

It might be time for me to give Centerfolds a rest for a while. Today's visit just didn't go well. A relatively small percentage of dancers were of interest to me. There were a few really,…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, AZ

I arrived at the early hour...

I arrived at the early hour of 1 pm. Shockingly, there were probably a dozen dancers, and most of them were relatively thin, natural-titted lovelies -- just my type. There were maybe 5 PLs. Over…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, CA

I often stop here on my...

I often stop here on my drives between Phoenix and L.A. There are other places I might like more if I would try them (I've never made the detour to the COI), but I…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

Not my favorite club, but I...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Not my favorite club, but I go once in a while, for the hell of it. This afternoon there was really slow cocktail service, which is very much the opposite of how it usually is. It…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, AZ

A little bit more crowded than...

A little bit more crowded than I expected on this Tuesday afternoon. More than a dozen dancers, and twice as many customers. As usual, dancers were in all sizes, shapes, and colors. I turned down…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

In some ways, I'm easy to...

In some ways, I'm easy to please. I can enjoy a beer while looking at some young tits and call it a good day. Drinking a bottle of water while lookin at some young snatch…

Candy Cat Too

Winnetka, CA

I used to go to the...

I used to go to the Candy Cat Too pretty frequently. I recently went back after a hiatus of... 22 years. It was surreal. Or, it was like a bad old time-travel TV show. Nothing…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, AZ

I intended to spend some time...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I intended to spend some time at one of my favorite clubs, Bourbon Street, but it was closed for the day for minor renovations. So I drove down the street to Sugar 44. Every time I…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

This review is for the benefit...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This review is for the benefit of those of you who are interested in OTC. ITC is very difficult to manage in Phoenix clubs. I have made OTC arrangements in Centerfolds and occasionally elsewhere in the…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, AZ

They can't all be winners. This...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

They can't all be winners. This was not a very good visit. Maybe 15 dancers: 3 black, 4 Latina, the rest white-girl-next-door. Generally quite attractive. I got a couple of dances from one slim blonde on the…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, CA

Business took me very close to...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Business took me very close to SRR, as it does every year or two. I was tempted to drive a bit out of my way to the City of Industry, but laziness and force of…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, AZ

Yet another truly fine day at...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Yet another truly fine day at Centerfolds. Encouraged by last week's success on Saturday afternoon, I tried Sunday afternoon this time. 10-12 customers, and easily enough dancers (maybe 8) to cover that number. I got OK dances…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

Loads of pretty, slender, fit young...

Loads of pretty, slender, fit young hotties. Quite a few of them would have looked better without volleyballs bolted to their chests, but that's just a matter of taste. Quite a few didn't have that…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, AZ

A truly fine day at CF....

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

A truly fine day at CF. And to think that the last time I was there on a Saturday, I had a bad time. There were not very many PLs in attendance, and there was at…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, TX

Saturday afternoon. Completely dead. Long stretches...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Saturday afternoon. Completely dead. Long stretches with no dancer on stage, which to me is unacceptable. I spent way too much time watching ESPN. If a club is open, there should be dancers dancing, period.…