Palazio Cabaret Reviews

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review
7 years ago
Pretty good spot
Relatively clean, upscale club. At the entrance, we were warned there might not be enough tables, but that did not turn out to be a problem. Decent DJ. There were a couple insanely hot...
condorhoff
Illinois
review
7 years ago
Lots of girls, but typical high price hustle
Bored and in the neighborhood, I figured I'd stop by to check it some eye candy and get a dance or two. Forgot how much of a hustle this place is. $12...
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3LeggedMan
ClubMaster24
New Mexico
review
7 years ago
Good but
The club itself is very nice. The music is good. The dancers are pretty good looks wise but not tens. I did not like the lack of VIP dance area. For $20 dances...
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7 years ago
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EdwinL70
Bsc1414
review
7 years ago
The best in Austin
I can't remember the exact date I went. It was late on a Saturday night. Packed. I sat at the bar because at the time they didn't have any tables open....
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7 years ago
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MrEddyG
Boss75
review
7 years ago
Very Good but not Mind Blowing
After seeing this move to #2 on the TUSCL list, I dropped by. Parking felt safe, arriving in daylight and leaving as the sun set. By Austin standards, certainly not the most expensive club I've...
Sloppy123
Texas
review
7 years ago
Not This Time
This is my second review, the first being earlier this month. So I went back, thinking I would see one if not more of the dancers that I had gotten to know in my...
Joedum5060
Texas
review
8 years ago
A Lazy Friday Afternoon
I got to the club around 12:30 pm. Not much action until about 1:00 pm, but then it was non-stop. There was a young Asian group celebrating a bachelors party, so they were fun...
Joedum5060
Texas
review
8 years ago
Sunday Night Visit.
Dropped by the Palazio on a Sunday night, why...because it was open and I am an addict! I need to do a better job remembering the prices etc...the door must have been reasonable since...
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8 years ago
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anonlvone
Old4Young
review
8 years ago
hello
My buddies and I roll in, pay the cheaper cover compared to to other comparable strip clubs in Austin. But who the hell cares, the minute we walk in to this place our...
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6 years ago
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NJBalla
NJBalla
New York
review
8 years ago
Best Strip club in South Austin
The word 'best' means different things to different people. If by best, you mean lots hot girls, Palazio has them. In all of Austin, IMO, Palazio is the second best strip club behind P10 RR...
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8 years ago
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anonlvone
BigfatTexan
review
8 years ago
Just Killing Time
First time in Austin, so I dropped in after a long flight just to check out the place. Was greeted by a friendly cashier at the lobby register, paid my cover and went...
LGeorge
Texas
review
8 years ago
Interesting place
First this is a very nice club both inside and outside with plenty of safe parking and a secure upscale atmosphere inside. My visit was in the early evening on a Friday. I saw...
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8 years ago
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anonlvone
hofstra
South Carolina
review
8 years ago
Would not go again
I was waiting at my table for a long time before being approached by a dancer for a private dance. Several girls walked past my table and didn't even acknowledge me trying to get...
xj3716
review
8 years ago
pretentious and over priced
Recently I happened to be in the South Austin area and had time to kill, so I finally made a return visit to the Palazio. It was about mid-afternoon on a Friday and when...
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8 years ago
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anonlvone
anonlvone
Texas
review
8 years ago
Good But Not Great
The location for the strip club is decent. The area isn't sketchy and it's right off the highway. The entrance is above average, with a small stairway leading up to the doors. Inside, the...
Okaycake
review
8 years ago
Finally. A Quality Club in Austin.
One of the few clubs in Austin where I didn't feel like mailing in the review. I actually liked this club. Would go back. The main stage was backed by a video screen, which...
wallanon
review
8 years ago
Christmas at the Palace
So I was stranded in Austin for the Holiday, what better way to spend Christmas than with others who had no family to go to for the holiday? The fact that I was there on...
Quick512
Texas
review
8 years ago
Surprised
So I went on a Wednesday in August (night after first day of school) and was surprised by the types of dancers available, they tend to have a little more weight than where I...
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8 years ago
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anonlvone
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
8 years ago
First Austin strip club
In Austin for business and went to Palazio around 11:30 Sunday evening. Nice club for sure. I just grabbed a spot at the bar and had a drink. Was approached by a beautiful...
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7 years ago
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Jascoi
HenryHoo
California
review
8 years ago
Mediocre
I intended to go to The Landing Strip based upon reviews, but when I plugged in the address into my rental car GPS it kept taking me to a spot where there was no...
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8 years ago
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anonlvone
JMJM
Illinois
review
8 years ago
I visited on a Sunday of...
I visited on a Sunday of a 3-day weekend, so I expected it to be Fri/Sat like. It did not exactly live up to those expectations. Parking is free and cover was $10....
PredragDr
California
review
8 years ago
ROB alert
The Palazio is currently my favorite men’s club; and while I don’t do this very often, I’d like to call out one particular ROB for the benefit of others. She uses the name Zoey...
anonlvone
Texas
review
8 years ago
Fairly good
With context, I took my fiancee there so I'm mostly writing for people looking to take women there. Women are generally pretty friendly and very attractive. While in some clubs it's difficult...
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8 years ago
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anonlvone
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
8 years ago
dayshift gets 2 thumbs up
If you’ve read my previous reviews you already know I have issues with the Palazio night shift. Although there’s usually no shortage of beautiful women, many of them have attitudes and I have trouble...
anonlvone
Texas
review
8 years ago
Hustle factor is through the roof. Loud music is loud.
Ever since discovering this club, I’ve been wondering why the Palazio, which undoubtedly has the most beautiful dancers in Austin, has a dancer rating that is hardly better than the Yellow Rose, and actually...
anonlvone
Texas